I am a big fan of Fredrico Fellini.
Also of another Italian word that begins with F.
I will give wine to the homeless, and make Jan D'atri drink MD 20/20, through a beer bong!
I'll cook live food on the show, and reduce the number of cats in our animal shelters!
Sure, Jan can blather on and on for hours about biscotti, but I can also blather on and on about cheeze whiz, taco sauce and ding dongs.
Vote for me, I will offend and alienate every single vital audience listening, I will enrage and embolden listeners to perform vandalism against the radio station.
What do I call my act?
"The Aristocrats!"