From the Preston Westmoreland Weather Center at the Buckeye Media Hut: The Valley's first 100 degree day of 2013 may occur within the next seven days. Zonies are urged not to fry eggs on the sidewalk as you never know who spit, defecated or threw up on it. You are also advised to wear a large sombrero or burka to protect your hide. Avoid fezzes as you may be confused for Nurse Jeff or me. Stay tuned for further updates.