Funny you should bring up Dave-FM. What a train wreck. Michelle Engle, the train is off the track how do you suppose we right it? “I don’t know, how about telling people that the music matters not personalities and then cut a one minute promo about Mara Davis?”
I have so many things to cover here so it’ll be a long one, you may wanna go to the bathroom before you read this.
Mornings – The revolutionary new idea, according to the Shawn Mullins-voiced and horrible written promo is a music intensive morning show (which I suggested in July) with Holly Firfer as the news reader who will give you “just enough news so you won’t be ignorant.” Wow, that makes no sense at all. There needs to be someone to be the morning jock. Even if they say, “That was U2, here’s Dave Matthews.” Dave Marino could handle that much.
The Retro in the Metro – Apparently the researchers at Viacom decided that the Atlanta market was clamoring for more 80’s in our musical diet, thus we get a full hour at 5pm with Sully. (Please note, facetious comment follows) I am so glad that Roddy Freeman and I went to BFF every week with giant signs reading “We Demand More Kajagoogoo!!” It finally paid off, well done my friend. C’mon, aren’t the eighties played out already? VH1 doesn’t even rerun that insipid series anymore.
Acoustic Sunrise – Now this sounds exciting. Every Sunday morning from 7am until the 15-hour Falcons pre-game show, Dave will play acoustic, more soothing and hipper songs that they don’t normally play. I think we have all waited for this idea. I am sure Michelle thought of this all by herself with no outside inspiration. I guess you could call it “organic” in it’s conception.
My favorite part of the re-positioning of Dave is the promo where Michelle invites those of us already listening to “re-acquaint ourselves with Dave.” What? If I am already tuned in, I don’t need to re-acquaint myself. This promo is aimed at those who have gone elsewhere for the holy trinity (REM, DMB, and U2). So let me get this straight, you are asking people who aren’t listening to come back but they don’t know to come back because they aren’t listening. I think I just broke the time-space continuum with that sentence.
Now for the music that matters. REM - has beens. DMB – we wanna rock but we may offend someone. U2 – focusing more on saving the world than rocking. Dave is basing their future on the past. What did Elvis once say? “Talk about the future now let’s put the past away.” The need to drop the pretense and play good new music. Find the upstart bands and give them time to grow. Stay away from geezers whose glory was during the Reagan Administration. The Killers, The Strokes, Spoon, Granddaddy, Audio Slave, Neko Case, etc, these are bands that matter right now. Dave dutifully ignores most of them.
Dave is in a tough spot, they have the Falcons for one more season after this; apparently WSB wouldn’t come up with enough money to make the birds fly away. This format, especially with Michelle in charge, is sinking faster than tube socks on Kate Moss. Viacom has to start being concerned, even though V103 keeps them afloat, some has to wonder why they are going to pay Steve Barnes for another year after under-performing during the previous two. (Uh-oh, I just mentioned his name, he will probably sue me.) The bean-counters at Black Rock might wanna know ask Michelle why Dave spends more time and money promoting festivals in other markets (Vegoose and Bonaroo) than it does it’s own station.
The learned poster above me mentions WXRT, a Progressive, AAA station that has had the same format since 1972. The same PD since 1981 and hasn’t hired a new jock since 1991. Back in the day before Viacom owned it, ‘XRT routinely was in the top 5 in billing and number one in the 25-45 demos male and female. It still is a top biller though ratings have eroded as Viacom fooled with it. Obviously that is what Dave aspires to be. With Michelle at the helm, it won’t happen.