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[Tennessee Cowboy]

Some people call him Maurice. If you worked in top-40 radio in the 70's you'll know why.

Johnny Pirkle's personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards.

 

[Tennessee Cowboy]

Johnny Pirkle is exempt from the first rule of Fight Club. He even has the broadcast rights.

Johnny Pirkle may pick and choose which laws of physics apply to him at any time.

 

[BillBattle]

Johnny Pirkle has been the PA announcer for VOL midget baseball team for the last 35 years. No job is too big for him.

 

[Tennessee Cowboy]

FDR once said, "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And Johnny Pirkle."

When in Rome, the Romans do as Johnny Pirkle does.

Johnny Pirkle fought the law and the law lost. Miserably.

 

[Tennessee Cowboy]

Johnny Pirkle lives vicariously through himself.

 

[BillBattle]

Johnny Pirkle wasnt the first person to walk on the moon... but he was the last. He made a lot of his money selling moon rocks on video catalog channel in the 90's.

 

[TnJanitor]

If Johnny Pirkle had time to play on message boards, he would be grateful for the accolades.

 

[Tennessee Cowboy]

If Johnny Pirkle had time to play on message boards, he would be grateful for the accolades.

Time waits for no man. Except Johnny Pirkle.

 

[BillBattle]

Johnny Pirkle gave Al Gore the idea to invent the Internet.

 

[BillBattle]

Johnny Pirkle gave Al Gore the idea to invent the Internet.

Johnny Pirkle advised Al Gore to not do the Global Warming thing.

 

[Tennessee Cowboy]

Johnny Pirkle gave Al Gore the idea to invent the Internet.

Johnny Pirkle advised Al Gore to not do the Global Warming thing.

Google Al Gore + ManBearPig to see one of Johnny Pirkle's more famous practical jokes.

 

[BillBattle]

If Johnny Pirkle and Al Gore ran against each other in a political race in Tennessee who would win? Johnny Pirkle. He don't need no stinking Oscar!

 

[Tennessee Cowboy]

Johnny Pirkle is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

 

[BillBattle]

The only person that could have beat Obama was Johnny Pirkle.

 

[BillBattle]

Johnny Pirkle is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

He also has a warrant outstanding that goes back to the 1950's in Etowah for causing a fire in a High School chemistry class. A chemistry experiment gone wrong. He was close to discovering the formula for Super Glue.

 

[Tennessee Cowboy]

Johnny Pirkle is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

He also has a warrant outstanding that goes back to the 1950's in Etowah for causing a fire in a High School chemistry class. A chemistry experiment gone wrong. He was close to discovering the formula for Super Glue.

Johnny Pirkle is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru Etowah.

 

[Tennessee Cowboy]

Johnny Pirkle is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

He also has a warrant outstanding that goes back to the 1950's in Etowah for causing a fire in a High School chemistry class. A chemistry experiment gone wrong. He was close to discovering the formula for Super Glue.

Johnny Pirkle is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru Etowah.

Johnny Pirkle is an expert in stucco super glue, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru Etowah.

 

[BillBattle]

Well at least he is a veteran in something.

 

[TnJanitor]

Sounds like this Johnny Pirkle has done everything except run for political office.

 

[Radioceo]

Johnny Pirkle is the only individual who can LEGALLY vote in more than once in the same election. And each and every vote is multiplied by a factor of 100.3.