Man... what would I do with an AM station on a decent band... well let me just tell you.
I'd get an engineer. Have him tweak everything. Make sure my RFs and CFCs are all doin' what they're supposed to, in the most ERP way possible.
I'd cut whatever crap is on the air now, off. I'd stunt for a while, maybe just play a heartbeat for two days. Then I'd blow it up and go news/talk. Call it, Hot Talk.
But all my hosts would be local. They may or may not be bigger names. By local I mean they would broadcast from my studios. Not necessarily that I'm hiring hometown talent. I'm hiring GOOD talent. I wouldn't pay my hosts very much, because my hosts would sell their own shows. They would get sponsors and we'd do lots of live local spots. We'd have remote broadcasts. The evening host would take contest-winning listeners out to dinner on scrip on Friday nights to sponsor's restaurants. The more spots they sold, the more money the host would make. Its that simple. He could have people sell him, like a sales team he somehow compensates, or he could go out and pound the pavement himself. Hi, I'm Steve Bell, I do middays on 660, maybe you've heard about my show.
I'd have a liberal host do mornings. Then a guy who hangs up on people and chews them up doing midday. In fact, I think I'd do midday. He/I would be controversial and attention-getting, but piercingly well-informed on all the issues and highly opinionated. I'd be acerbic but intelligent, picture everything you love about Mark Madden's attitude plus a college education befitting a Jeopardy champion and a fiercely intuitive understanding of politics. After my show, afternoon drive would be a liberal too. Maybe a female, someone to clear the air after I call people things like Neanderthalic cretin and put their dial tones on the air for 4 hours. Early evening for an hour or two I'd have a highly conservative host, followed by a night host who was neither conservative nor liberal, neither confrontational nor opinionated, just a genial friendly guy with maybe a Boston accent and Irish charm. The kind of guy the women call with recipes. He's the one who has a psychic on taking calls. Or high school students. Or guest hosts from the audience. He'd be rather popular, I presume. Overnights would be the domain of an eclectic personality, he'd be young and new to the radio business, but interested in learning the ropes. But he would be GOOD. He would be like Liz Day could have been if her show didn't suck. He'd probably be hired locally, or be a former producer. Late late night I'd probably run the Art Bell show. Weekends: Saturday would be part time hosts and Sundays would be mostly brokered. We'd have the garage sale show and the auto mechanic who takes your calls about your car, and the lawyers who talk about legal issues. No quacks. Saturday night I'd have a local sports guy, give him two hours to do a show. My studios would have an open door policy, and overlaps. That is to say, my hosts would be ENCOURAGED to disagree with one another on the air. They would be encouraged to come to the station half an hour early to walk in on the outgoing talent and attack him for something he/she said on the air before. I would purposely schedule liberals followed by conservatives. Several days out of the year, we'd have Battle of the Talk Show Hosts day. All war, all the time. Scheduled cohosting going on all day. My talk show hosts would be groundbreaking, they would be on top of news stories as they happen. If Karl Rove got indicted, within ten minutes one of my hosts would either be defending Karl Rove or attacking him. With any luck, an off duty talk host would call in and confront him or her. Hell, I'd even let each of my hosts decide whether or not they wanted to empower their producers to weigh in on the air. But there'd be a mike in the control room too in case they did.
If a host could not sell his show, that would mean he/she sucked. So they'd be replaced with someone who didn't suck. Nothing would suck on my station. Nothing would sound like its addressing old fogies, because my target audience would be 25-54 baby. Women AND men. Talk radio with an edge.
We'd have news on the top of the hour brought to you by a real live newscaster who would talk for five minutes and then throw to a real live traffic guy. After his minute the news talent comes back, gives the short weather brought to you by Verizon Wireless, can you hear me now? And then throw back to the talent, with updates on the half hour, and "breaking news at once". Yeah baby.
All my intros and pads and rejoins would be cut hard. A real deep voiceover with a slick attitude and some hard rock or razor-sharp production sound under it. My call letters would be WPCC. Nobody would know why, but I would know: Pittsburgh's Contrived Controversy. We would have call screeners and producers. An executive producer would oversee all; real guests would be booked for real appearances. Not just people selling crap either. We'd do issues of national, state and local import. We'd be highly politicized and highly divisive. Exceptionally sharp. Compelling. We'd tackle topics other stations are afraid to touch. For example, how about having a woman on who promotes drinking urine as a health supplement. Yes, really. Maybe one of my hosts would be gay, he might advocate on behalf of NAMBLA. (if you don't know, look it up.. or give me 660).
My program director would be concerned with the overall success of the station. He wouldn't be a Pig Vomit chasing my hosts around, telling them what to say on the air. Free and creative expression would be promoted on my station. Controversy valued. And license granted to be extreme. My station motto would be, if this radio station is interacting negatively with your pacemaker, you're too damn old.
That's what I'd do with 660. I'd blow KDKA and WPTT off the dial. Dunno how I'd fare against the signal of the FM, but at least I'd be live and local 20 hours a day. And once you listened, you couldn't turn it off. C'mon Powerball.
Oh yeah: and one more thing. SCREW AFTRA. My station would be a non-union shop. No, you don't have to pay two grand a year for the right to crack my mics. Everybody would be happy at my station, no one's going to strike any time soon. And if a host has a problem, well, we'd just work it out.. ON THE AIR of course!
And if it came down to it, On-air firing = great radio!
660 WPCC. Not suitable for children, small animals and some household appliances.
PS: Billboards!
> I'm curious....what would you do with 660 AM?
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