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What's Christopher Calandro cooking up these days?

Who IS the ******bag, exactly? You make the call.

> I think the fact that schmuckie has a "MySpace" page pretty
> much says it all.
>
> ******bags R Us...

Hm.

This coming from a guy who includes his dog's name in his Radio-Info handle, and Calandro's a ******bag?

Huh.

Fascinating.

You see, Marty (of MartyandElaine), I've perused your stellar contributions here on the Atlanta board of http://www.radio-info.com, and I really don't think you're in any kind of position to be casting aspersions. Certainly not a term like "******bag."

Speaking strictly in terms of compelling content, if one had to chose between reading the pap you post here, and Calandro's "******-baggy" My Space page?

I'll take Calandro's My Space page any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

He at least makes me chuckle.

I can only hope Mr. Calandro checks in here from time-to-time.

And I hope he's laughing his ass off.

P.S. Please pet your dog Elaine and give her a treat. Because I sense she may be the only friend you have.

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</P><P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by Sammy Croatia on 04/03/06 06:26 PM.</FONT></P>
 
Ok, I'm making the call. It's you.

>>This coming from a guy who includes his dog's name in his
> Radio-Info handle, and Calandro's a ******bag?

YES.


> Huh.

HUH?


> Fascinating.


YES!

> You see, Marty (of MartyandElaine), I've perused your
> stellar contributions here on the Atlanta board of
> http://www.radio-info.com, and I really don't think you're
> in any kind of position to be casting aspersions. Certainly
> not a term like "******bag."

I'M TERRIBLY UPSET THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY, ******BAG.


> Speaking strictly in terms of compelling content, if one had
> to chose between reading the pap you post here, and
> Calandro's "******-baggy" My Space page?

I AM CURRENTLY EMPLOYED, AND HIGHLY-PAID IN THE INDUSTRY OF RADIO. THAT PUTS ME MILES AHEAD OF A 35 YEAR OLD, UNEMPLOYED DJ... WHO COUNTS HIS "MYSPACE" PAGE AS HIS "CONTENT". YES CALANDRO, I'M LOOKING AT YOU.


>
> I'll take Calandro's My Space page any day of the week, and
> twice on Sunday.

WOW. WHAT A RICH AND FULFILLING LIFE YOU MUST LEAD. TELL THE OTHER 13 YEAR OLDS HELLO FOR ME.


> He at least makes me chuckle.

I THINK HE MAKES YOU "GIGGLE", BUT THAT'S ANOTHER TOPIC. NOT TAHT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT...


> I can only hope Mr. Calandro checks in here from
> time-to-time.

BETWEEN TRIPS TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE...?


> And I hope he's laughing his ass off.

WELL, HE ALWAYS WAS HIS OWN BIGGEST FAN.

>
> P.S. Please pet your dog Elaine and give her a treat.
> Because I sense she may be the only friend you have.

AS OPPOSED TO CALANDRO WHO TROLLS TEENAGERS ON MYSPACE. HIGH COMPLIMENTS INDEED.

SEE, I AM FUNNIER THAN CALANDRO AND I'M EMPLOYED. ITS GREAT TO BE ME!
 
Why are you yelling?

I guess I touched a nerve.

And while I am not Calandro, I'm probably his second biggest fan (next to himself).

When I spoke to him at Toucher's last broadcast on St. Patrick's Day, he revealed to me that he was looking at areas outside of radio, due to the prevalence of "a-holes in the business." Now I understand what he was talking about.

I find it interesting that among all your vitriol, Marty, you didn't care to argue the assertion that your only friend is a dog named Elaine.

Which says more about you than a book (gesticulating about three inches) this thick.

The radio business must be proud to have you, Marty. You are a credit to the industry. Your brand of intelligence, high self-esteem, and generosity is oh-so-hard to find.

> >>This coming from a guy who includes his dog's name in his
> > Radio-Info handle, and Calandro's a ******bag?
>
> YES.
>
> > Huh.
>
> HUH?
>
>
> > Fascinating.
>
>
> YES!
>
> > You see, Marty (of MartyandElaine), I've perused your
> > stellar contributions here on the Atlanta board of
> > http://www.radio-info.com, and I really don't think you're
> > in any kind of position to be casting aspersions.
> > Certainly not a term like "******bag."
>
> I'M TERRIBLY UPSET THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY, ******BAG.
>
>
> > Speaking strictly in terms of compelling content, if one
> > had to chose between reading the pap you post here, and
> > Calandro's "******-baggy" My Space page?
>
> I AM CURRENTLY EMPLOYED, AND HIGHLY-PAID IN THE INDUSTRY OF
> RADIO. THAT PUTS ME MILES AHEAD OF A 35 YEAR OLD, UNEMPLOYED
> DJ... WHO COUNTS HIS "MYSPACE" PAGE AS HIS "CONTENT". YES
> CALANDRO, I'M LOOKING AT YOU.
>
> > I'll take Calandro's My Space page any day of the week,
> > and twice on Sunday.
>
> WOW. WHAT A RICH AND FULFILLING LIFE YOU MUST LEAD. TELL THE
> OTHER 13 YEAR OLDS HELLO FOR ME.
>
>
> > He at least makes me chuckle.
>
> I THINK HE MAKES YOU "GIGGLE", BUT THAT'S ANOTHER TOPIC. NOT
> TAHT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT...
>
>
> > I can only hope Mr. Calandro checks in here from
> > time-to-time.
>
> BETWEEN TRIPS TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE...?
>
>
> > And I hope he's laughing his ass off.
>
> WELL, HE ALWAYS WAS HIS OWN BIGGEST FAN.
>
> >
> > P.S. Please pet your dog Elaine and give her a treat.
> > Because I sense she may be the only friend you have.
>
> AS OPPOSED TO CALANDRO WHO TROLLS TEENAGERS ON MYSPACE. HIGH
> COMPLIMENTS INDEED.
>
> SEE, I AM FUNNIER THAN CALANDRO AND I'M EMPLOYED. ITS GREAT
> TO BE ME!
>
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</P>
 
Not any creepier than any of these 99Xers.

> The answer to the question that absolutely nodody asked.
> PS..."Myspace"? How old is Calandro?

According to his My Space profile, he's 35.

>Isn't that a little....creepy?

Not any creepier than say...

http://www.myspace.com/fredtoucher

http://www.myspace.com/richshertenlieb

http://www.myspace.com/toucherandrich

http://www.myspace.com/crashclark

http://www.myspace.com/jimmybaron

http://www.myspace.com/steveshow

http://www.myspace.com/sundayschool99x

http://www.myspace.com/axellowe

http://www.myspace.com/superpretzelsoftpretzel

http://www.myspace.com/organicx

Does anyone smart post on this board? I mean, seriously.

Sammy Croatia
(distant third cousin to Ron Mexico)



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</P>
 
Re: Why are you yelling?

> Which says more about you than a book (gesticulating about
> three inches) this thick.

HEY! No gesticulating in here. This is a family site.
 
Re: Why are you yelling?

Calandro, stop plugging your stupid creepy MySpace page on here. If this is how funny you were on 99X, it's no wonder they made the move to fire your weak ass.

Take care.


PS Nobody believes that this isn't you.




> I guess I touched a nerve.
>
> And while I am not Calandro, I'm probably his second biggest
> fan (next to himself).
>
> When I spoke to him at Toucher's last broadcast on St.
> Patrick's Day, he revealed to me that he was looking at
> areas outside of radio, due to the prevalence of "a-holes in
> the business." Now I understand what he was talking about.
>
> I find it interesting that among all your vitriol, Marty,
> you didn't care to argue the assertion that your only friend
> is a dog named Elaine.
>
> Which says more about you than a book (gesticulating about
> three inches) this thick.
>
> The radio business must be proud to have you, Marty. You
> are a credit to the industry. Your brand of intelligence,
> high self-esteem, and generosity is oh-so-hard to find.
>
> > >>This coming from a guy who includes his dog's name in
> his
> > > Radio-Info handle, and Calandro's a ******bag?
> >
> > YES.
> >
> > > Huh.
> >
> > HUH?
> >
> >
> > > Fascinating.
> >
> >
> > YES!
> >
> > > You see, Marty (of MartyandElaine), I've perused your
> > > stellar contributions here on the Atlanta board of
> > > http://www.radio-info.com, and I really don't think
> you're
> > > in any kind of position to be casting aspersions.
> > > Certainly not a term like "******bag."
> >
> > I'M TERRIBLY UPSET THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY, ******BAG.
> >
> >
> > > Speaking strictly in terms of compelling content, if one
>
> > > had to chose between reading the pap you post here, and
> > > Calandro's "******-baggy" My Space page?
> >
> > I AM CURRENTLY EMPLOYED, AND HIGHLY-PAID IN THE INDUSTRY
> OF
> > RADIO. THAT PUTS ME MILES AHEAD OF A 35 YEAR OLD,
> UNEMPLOYED
> > DJ... WHO COUNTS HIS "MYSPACE" PAGE AS HIS "CONTENT". YES
> > CALANDRO, I'M LOOKING AT YOU.
> >
> > > I'll take Calandro's My Space page any day of the week,
> > > and twice on Sunday.
> >
> > WOW. WHAT A RICH AND FULFILLING LIFE YOU MUST LEAD. TELL
> THE
> > OTHER 13 YEAR OLDS HELLO FOR ME.
> >
> >
> > > He at least makes me chuckle.
> >
> > I THINK HE MAKES YOU "GIGGLE", BUT THAT'S ANOTHER TOPIC.
> NOT
> > TAHT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT...
> >
> >
> > > I can only hope Mr. Calandro checks in here from
> > > time-to-time.
> >
> > BETWEEN TRIPS TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE...?
> >
> >
> > > And I hope he's laughing his ass off.
> >
> > WELL, HE ALWAYS WAS HIS OWN BIGGEST FAN.
> >
> > >
> > > P.S. Please pet your dog Elaine and give her a treat.
> > > Because I sense she may be the only friend you have.
> >
> > AS OPPOSED TO CALANDRO WHO TROLLS TEENAGERS ON MYSPACE.
> HIGH
> > COMPLIMENTS INDEED.
> >
> > SEE, I AM FUNNIER THAN CALANDRO AND I'M EMPLOYED. ITS
> GREAT
> > TO BE ME!
> >
>
 
Re: Not any creepier than any of these 99Xers.

Hardly a defense to be in the company of Crash "Coolest Unemployed 40 Year Old DJ in the Drunk Tank" Clark. At least none of the below are here posting under some stupid pseudonym claiming to be "a fan" of themselves.

Truly pathetic.





> > The answer to the question that absolutely nodody asked.
> > PS..."Myspace"? How old is Calandro?
>
> According to his My Space profile, he's 35.
>
> >Isn't that a little....creepy?
>
> Not any creepier than say...
>
> http://www.myspace.com/fredtoucher
>
> http://www.myspace.com/richshertenlieb
>
> http://www.myspace.com/toucherandrich
>
> http://www.myspace.com/crashclark
>
> http://www.myspace.com/jimmybaron
>
> http://www.myspace.com/steveshow
>
> http://www.myspace.com/sundayschool99x
>
> http://www.myspace.com/axellowe
>
> http://www.myspace.com/superpretzelsoftpretzel
>
> http://www.myspace.com/organicx
>
> Does anyone smart post on this board? I mean, seriously.
>
> Sammy Croatia
> (distant third cousin to Ron Mexico)
>
 
Re: Why are you yelling?

> And while I am not Calandro, <<<

IT'S PAINFULLY OBVIOUS THAT YOU ARE IN FACT CALANDRO. YOU ARE A FOOL TO THINK ANYONE IS BUYING THAT YOU ARE SOME "FAN", IDIOT. WAKE UP.

> When I spoke to him at Toucher's last broadcast on St.
> Patrick's Day, he revealed to me that he was looking at
> areas outside of radio, due to the prevalence of "a-holes in
> the business." Now I understand what he was talking about.

YES, TAKING TO "MYSPACE" BLOGS WITH TEENAGERS IS A MUCH PREFERABLE OUTLET FOR YOUR LAME-ASS HUMOR THAN DEALING WITH US "A-HOLE" ADULTS WHO ACTUALLY WORK IN THE RADIO BUSINESS, ISN'T IT? HOW MUCH ARE YOU GETTING PAID THESE DAYS, CHRIS? THOUGHT SO.

> I find it interesting that among all your vitriol, Marty,
> you didn't care to argue the assertion that your only friend
> is a dog named Elaine.

YES CALANDRO. MY ONLY FRIEND IS A DOG NAMED ELAINE. THAT'S A REALLY GOOD INSULT. GOOD ONE. WITH YOUR RAZOR-SHARP, BITING, RAPIER WIT IT'S A WONDER WHY YOU WEREN'T TAPPED TO REPLACE HOWARD STERN.


> Which says more about you than a book (gesticulating about
> three inches) this thick.

YOUR MANHOOD LENGTH IS OF LITTLE CONCERN TO ME. SAVE THAT FOR YOUR FELLOW PEDERASS CHICKENHAWKS ON MYSPACE.


> The radio business must be proud to have you, Marty.

THANK YOU

> You are a credit to the industry.

I AGREE

>Your brand of intelligence, high self-esteem, and generosity is oh-so-hard to find.

WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

HEY CALANDRO...WILL YOU UPDATE YOUR BLOG WITH THIS REPLY, SO THAT YOUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY (YOUR ONLY READERS) WILL BE UPDATED ON OUR CONVERSATION???




>
> > >>This coming from a guy who includes his dog's name in
> his
> > > Radio-Info handle, and Calandro's a ******bag?
> >
> > YES.
> >
> > > Huh.
> >
> > HUH?
> >
> >
> > > Fascinating.
> >
> >
> > YES!
> >
> > > You see, Marty (of MartyandElaine), I've perused your
> > > stellar contributions here on the Atlanta board of
> > > http://www.radio-info.com, and I really don't think
> you're
> > > in any kind of position to be casting aspersions.
> > > Certainly not a term like "******bag."
> >
> > I'M TERRIBLY UPSET THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY, ******BAG.
> >
> >
> > > Speaking strictly in terms of compelling content, if one
>
> > > had to chose between reading the pap you post here, and
> > > Calandro's "******-baggy" My Space page?
> >
> > I AM CURRENTLY EMPLOYED, AND HIGHLY-PAID IN THE INDUSTRY
> OF
> > RADIO. THAT PUTS ME MILES AHEAD OF A 35 YEAR OLD,
> UNEMPLOYED
> > DJ... WHO COUNTS HIS "MYSPACE" PAGE AS HIS "CONTENT". YES
> > CALANDRO, I'M LOOKING AT YOU.
> >
> > > I'll take Calandro's My Space page any day of the week,
> > > and twice on Sunday.
> >
> > WOW. WHAT A RICH AND FULFILLING LIFE YOU MUST LEAD. TELL
> THE
> > OTHER 13 YEAR OLDS HELLO FOR ME.
> >
> >
> > > He at least makes me chuckle.
> >
> > I THINK HE MAKES YOU "GIGGLE", BUT THAT'S ANOTHER TOPIC.
> NOT
> > TAHT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT...
> >
> >
> > > I can only hope Mr. Calandro checks in here from
> > > time-to-time.
> >
> > BETWEEN TRIPS TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE...?
> >
> >
> > > And I hope he's laughing his ass off.
> >
> > WELL, HE ALWAYS WAS HIS OWN BIGGEST FAN.
> >
> > >
> > > P.S. Please pet your dog Elaine and give her a treat.
> > > Because I sense she may be the only friend you have.
> >
> > AS OPPOSED TO CALANDRO WHO TROLLS TEENAGERS ON MYSPACE.
> HIGH
> > COMPLIMENTS INDEED.
> >
> > SEE, I AM FUNNIER THAN CALANDRO AND I'M EMPLOYED. ITS
> GREAT
> > TO BE ME!
> >
>
 
Re: Why are you yelling?

This is the best day in Calandro's life. He actually has two people talking about him.



> > And while I am not Calandro, Patrick's Day, he revealed
> to me that he was looking at
> > areas outside of radio, due to the prevalence of "a-holes
> in
> > the business." Now I understand what he was talking
> about.
>
> YES, TAKING TO "MYSPACE" BLOGS WITH TEENAGERS IS A MUCH
> PREFERABLE OUTLET FOR YOUR LAME-ASS HUMOR THAN DEALING WITH
> US "A-HOLE" ADULTS WHO ACTUALLY WORK IN THE RADIO BUSINESS,
> ISN'T IT? HOW MUCH ARE YOU GETTING PAID THESE DAYS, CHRIS?
> THOUGHT SO.
>
> > I find it interesting that among all your vitriol, Marty,
> > you didn't care to argue the assertion that your only
> friend
> > is a dog named Elaine.
>
> YES CALANDRO. MY ONLY FRIEND IS A DOG NAMED ELAINE. THAT'S A
> REALLY GOOD INSULT. GOOD ONE. WITH YOUR RAZOR-SHARP, BITING,
> RAPIER WIT IT'S A WONDER WHY YOU WEREN'T TAPPED TO REPLACE
> HOWARD STERN.
>
>
> > Which says more about you than a book (gesticulating about
>
> > three inches) this thick.
>
> YOUR MANHOOD LENGTH IS OF LITTLE CONCERN TO ME. SAVE THAT
> FOR YOUR FELLOW PEDERASS CHICKENHAWKS ON MYSPACE.
>
>
> > The radio business must be proud to have you, Marty.
>
> THANK YOU
>
> > You are a credit to the industry.
>
> I AGREE
>
> >Your brand of intelligence, high self-esteem, and
> generosity is oh-so-hard to find.
>
> WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
>
> HEY CALANDRO...WILL YOU UPDATE YOUR BLOG WITH THIS REPLY, SO
> THAT YOUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY (YOUR ONLY READERS) WILL BE
> UPDATED ON OUR CONVERSATION???
>
>
>
>
> >
> > > >>This coming from a guy who includes his dog's name in
> > his
> > > > Radio-Info handle, and Calandro's a ******bag?
> > >
> > > YES.
> > >
> > > > Huh.
> > >
> > > HUH?
> > >
> > >
> > > > Fascinating.
> > >
> > >
> > > YES!
> > >
> > > > You see, Marty (of MartyandElaine), I've perused your
> > > > stellar contributions here on the Atlanta board of
> > > > http://www.radio-info.com, and I really don't think
> > you're
> > > > in any kind of position to be casting aspersions.
> > > > Certainly not a term like "******bag."
> > >
> > > I'M TERRIBLY UPSET THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY, ******BAG.
> > >
> > >
> > > > Speaking strictly in terms of compelling content, if
> one
> >
> > > > had to chose between reading the pap you post here,
> and
> > > > Calandro's "******-baggy" My Space page?
> > >
> > > I AM CURRENTLY EMPLOYED, AND HIGHLY-PAID IN THE INDUSTRY
>
> > OF
> > > RADIO. THAT PUTS ME MILES AHEAD OF A 35 YEAR OLD,
> > UNEMPLOYED
> > > DJ... WHO COUNTS HIS "MYSPACE" PAGE AS HIS "CONTENT".
> YES
> > > CALANDRO, I'M LOOKING AT YOU.
> > >
> > > > I'll take Calandro's My Space page any day of the
> week,
> > > > and twice on Sunday.
> > >
> > > WOW. WHAT A RICH AND FULFILLING LIFE YOU MUST LEAD. TELL
>
> > THE
> > > OTHER 13 YEAR OLDS HELLO FOR ME.
> > >
> > >
> > > > He at least makes me chuckle.
> > >
> > > I THINK HE MAKES YOU "GIGGLE", BUT THAT'S ANOTHER TOPIC.
>
> > NOT
> > > TAHT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT...
> > >
> > >
> > > > I can only hope Mr. Calandro checks in here from
> > > > time-to-time.
> > >
> > > BETWEEN TRIPS TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE...?
> > >
> > >
> > > > And I hope he's laughing his ass off.
> > >
> > > WELL, HE ALWAYS WAS HIS OWN BIGGEST FAN.
> > >
> > > >
> > > > P.S. Please pet your dog Elaine and give her a treat.
>
> > > > Because I sense she may be the only friend you have.
> > >
> > > AS OPPOSED TO CALANDRO WHO TROLLS TEENAGERS ON MYSPACE.
> > HIGH
> > > COMPLIMENTS INDEED.
> > >
> > > SEE, I AM FUNNIER THAN CALANDRO AND I'M EMPLOYED. ITS
> > GREAT
> > > TO BE ME!
> > >
> >
>
 
> Thanks. Now I can sleep at night.
>
Wow, you people who've never accomplished a thing in this industry are mighty tough on Calandro. And for people who are supposedly too old for MySpace, you folks certainly do seem knowledgable about it. What a collection of wannabe wankers.
 
> Wow, you people who've never accomplished a thing in this
> industry are mighty tough on Calandro. And for people who
> are supposedly too old for MySpace, you folks certainly do
> seem knowledgable about it. What a collection of wannabe
> wankers.

Damn, you have me nailed! I have never accomplished anything in this industry. It is my true hope and desire to become a 35-year old unemployed DJ who is so desperate for attention that he resorts to promoting himself on radio message boards under fake names.

Until that happens, I guess I'll just have to keep envying Calandro.
 
> > Thanks. Now I can sleep at night.
> >
> Wow, you people who've never accomplished a thing in this
> industry are mighty tough on Calandro. And for people who
> are supposedly too old for MySpace, you folks certainly do
> seem knowledgable about it. What a collection of wannabe
> wankers.
>

Don't presume that I haven't done anything in "this industry".
 
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