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What's your KIRO fix?

We've all seen how Kylie would program a talk station.

But let's get serious.

If you're convinced that 97.3 is a frequency modulation wasteland, how would you make it better?

More local talent? (What's Frank Shiers, chopped liver?)

No weekend sports? (Double coverage redundancy?)

Create an afternoon news block? (R&D can work out their contracts coordinating new "stunts" for Dori?)

Refrain from being parenthetical. What would you do to fix KIRO?
 
Kylie recommends dumping the station altogether since the days of radio are dead and the free-fall in station values will continue unabated, however, if you don't then do this:

3AM to 6AM: Washington Times 'America's Morning News'

6AM to 9AM: KIRO Morning Sunshine Crew
featuring John Curley, with Brock Huard and Jenn "the Ball Buster" Andrews*

9AM to 12PM: Dave Ross

12PM to 3PM: Dori Monson

3PM to 6PM: Reagan & Reagan Back-to-Back (Ron Reagan Show)

6PM to 9PM: Reagan & Reagan Back-to-Back (Michael Reagan Show)

9PM to 10PM: Talk Shots**

10PM to 2AM: Coast to Coast AM

2AM to 3AM: Talk Shots (repeat)

* I like her "the bitch-is-back" schtick, and it would be a good balance to the happy John & Brock
** an hour-long version of Tony Miner's former 5-minute Talk Shots segment, which is - itself - a take-off on Doug Stephan's Talk Radio Countdown ... an hour-long promo disguised as a best-of show
 
Someone else commented in a earlier thread regarding KIRO-FM, that it lacked continuity through the broadcast day and I agree with that statement. Popular radio stations, especially sucessful N/T stations are popular because the audience tunes in because they know what they'll hear. KIRO-FM has no flow or common thread between shows which makes the overall sound rather schizophrenic as a whole.

About their only alternative for drive-time at least, is to poach talent from other N/T stations, possibly from smaller or even larger markets.
 
kyliebastel said:
Kylie recommends dumping the station altogether since the days of radio are dead and the free-fall in station values will continue unabated ...
Kylie, why do you keep beating that drum? I don't know what dimension you live in, but your premise is faulty. Until every major city has free municipal wifi - and there's mass penetration of the hardware that can access internet stations (including widespread adoption by auto manufacturers) there's no impending threat to hearing local news and information on the appliance we know as radio.

HowardMBurgers said:
Someone else commented in a earlier thread regarding KIRO-FM, that it lacked continuity through the broadcast day and I agree with that statement. Popular radio stations, especially sucessful N/T stations are popular because the audience tunes in because they know what they'll hear.
I agree. Which makes Kylie's proposal of mixing conservative and liberal hosts even more puzzling. Maybe her third person can expound upon that.

Is it an unreasonable expectation that people younger than the typical talk radio demo of 35+ will never listen to that format regardless of the host or presentation? I'm discounting TBTL as it never adhered to the accepted talk radio topics of discussing news and issues. And it seems all the stations that jumped on the Hot Talk bandwagon have flipped.

Let's keep those lineups coming!
 
The answer to this is SO obvious.

Do a "New Coke"-style mea culpa, plug the simulcast back in, bring back the afternoon news block (but do more features than "hard" news - heck, even take calls from listeners on some of the more polarizing stories), move R&D to 10p-1a, Sportstalk 7p-10p and put Shiers on live overnights.

Simple as that.
 
SeattleRadioPro said:
The answer to this is SO obvious.

Do a "New Coke"-style mea culpa....

While a mea culpa may be called for, don't think Bonneville has the nerve. They seem stuck in a rut and ready to live off cash reserves in lew of revenue that comes with numbers. I think the problem is stubbornness!

Having said that, if they get the nerve...re-brand the station and really think about providing listeners with a consistent, targeted product. Break free of the mish-mosh programming and put only proven, winning talent front and center.

i.e. Dave and Dori. The current afternoon show makes no sense and has no consistent message, not to mention talent. Reassess dayparts and how it can best serve the community and I say put Dave in afternoon drive, Dori middays and become more news heavy during all other day parts w/the possibility of re-cycling shows/features at night.
 
Dan McKay said:
Which makes Kylie's proposal of mixing conservative and liberal hosts even more puzzling. Maybe her third person can expound upon that.

wot the blunt, shorty?

It's not a mixed format if it's all News-Talk. All News-Talk can succeed, even with politically different hosts. It's the mixing of News-Talk and Hot, or Entertainment or Crap Talk or whatever they call R&D and Luke Burbank that makes peoples heads spin.

My lineup is the best possible for an AM station in SEA.

Now, if they stay @ the FM then may I suggest ...



6AM to 9AM ... KIRO Morning Sunshine Crew
featuring John Curley, with Brock Huard and Jenn "the Ball Buster" Andrews*
peppered with an ass-load of short-form features like Perez Hilton, etc.

9AM to 10AM ... Frankie Bowyer Show (syndicated)

10AM to 11AM ... Tom Tangney's Seattle Entertainment Hour

11AM to 1PM ... Dr. Drew Live (syndicated)

1PM to 4PM ... Ladies Room with Brooke & Monti

4PM to 7PM ... Mens Room with Ron & Don

7PM to 10PM ... Billy Bush (syndicated)

10PM to 12AM ... Loveline (syndicated)

12AM to 3AM ... Brooke & Monti (repeat)

3AM to 6AM ... Ron & Don (repeat)
 
Dan McKay said:
More local talent? (What's Frank Shiers, chopped liver?)

Yes. (Just kidding, Frank....)

Dan McKay said:
What would you do to fix KIRO?

Well first, move it back to 710 kHz. News/Talk doesn't belong on FM in Seattle. We already saw that in the '90s with KIRO-FM 100.7. How anyone could have done something so misguided without bearing in mind what happened to KIRO-FM from 1992-98 still amazes me.

For offices and AM unfriendly areas, emphasize the web stream. That pays for a news/talk station better than an FM frequency

When KIRO-FM was on 100.7, the tower was on Queen Anne Hill and that made downtown Seattle tunnel penetration very easy. My car gets KIRO-AM better in tunnels than 97.3, which is a wash of white noise most of the way through.

Second, the 97.3 signal is not very good for a station on the caliber of KIRO. I mean if KIRO is going to be the station we depend on, it's GOT to have a dependable signal. KIRO-AM's daytime range covers most of the state and parts of B.C. and Oregon whereas 97.3 barely makes it into Mount Vernon. And Bellingham can't even get a listenable signal in most areas.

(Of course, this is going to set me up for some more Bellingham bashing - bring it on Guru.) But when you think about it, most of KIRO's listeners aren't shut-in homebodies. They go places. And when there's so much multipath noise and crap in the further reaches of that signal that you can't even understand what the hell Dave Ross is saying, that can't be good for PPM. I don't think the PPM signal even registers with all that going on. To say nothing of news/talk fans having to zap it to KGMI or CKNW in the north or KXRO or KBKW (or heaven forbid, KOMO-FM) in the south when the 97.3 signal goes straight to hell.

It's just wrong. FM was made for tunes, not lo-fi monaural blabber.......

Next, remember what made KIRO a LEADER. It was NEWS, It was KIRO NEWSRADIO 71(0). Those guys REALLY BLEW IT when they let KOMO take that NEWSRADIO moniker and I really don't think Dennis Kelly is even ABOUT to let them have it back. You can't blame him. He's got Bill Yeend too and he's taking what was once KIRO's to the bank.

So what's the fix?

Well, start with more discussion on issues across the Northwest. Get the Northwest perspective. FORGET the mundane celebrity/political gossip, that's what KTTH is for and Frank Shiers really belongs there. He may be a nice guy, but he's just a wee bit too conservative and what a moderate talk radio station needs is more topics than just political rants - from EITHER side. There's a zillion other things in life. Especially out here in Puget Sound.

Enter KUOW.

KIRO USED to do hard, in-depth news. Major stories on Northwest issues that ran at least 5 full minutes in length were not uncommon once on 710 kHz, but are now a mainstay on KUOW. And KUOW is somehow kicking EVERYBODY'S ass in the Seattle news/talk arena. So it's time to discard that "it's just public radio" notion because that's like saying "It's only a train" when you're crossing a set of rumbling tracks in front of a three locomotive powered chain of rail cars that go down at least a mile. KUOW is doing something they're not. And it's so damn good, people not only put up with one of the WORST FM signals in the Northwest, they actually PAY to hear it.

It's time for KIRO to quit underestimating their biggest opponent and start LEARNING from them. And from the looks of it, the priorities got misplaced. It's the programming, not the FM dial position that makes KIRO.

With the dawn of PPM, paradigms have truly shifted.

Too Beautiful To Live was actually a GOOD show and discarding it was BAD. It gave KIRO some good street press (The Stranger even wrote a cover story about it. And The Stranger is pretty influential. When you can get good coverage in the alternative media, DO NOT TAKE IT FOR GRANTED. The LAST thing you want to look like is too stuffy. But when TBTL was let go, that's what they did.)

I think KIRO's biggest problem overall (besides it's crummy FM signal) is all the lineup changes they made over the last 10 years. KGO in San Fransisco has the same problem. KIRO needs to get stable and back to basics.

My $2.00.......

P.S. One more thing on KIRO-AM. I had a very strange dream the other night. I got into my car and punched in 710 kHz. As "Moving In Stereo/All Mixed Up" The Cars played, I went to get a latte, then got on I-5 south towards Seattle. A voice over that sounded a LOT like Jay Phillips then came on. "Welcome to Seattle's Newest Radio Station. This is 710, The Drive". "Gone Shootin'" AC/DC begins and I began to weave a bit as I nearly choke on my scalding hot latte.

Then Steve Slaton comes on and I quickly realize I better pull the hell over to the nearest exit. He was in top form and sounding great. Then he plays a lost Elton John album cut (one of the lengthier ones), then "Tenth Avenue Freezeout" Bruce Springsteen.

Another Jay Phillips voicer: "From Vancouver, Washington to Vancouver, British Columbia from Westport to Wenatchee, Wherever you go, this is 710, The Drive". Something like that....

"Dance The Night Away" Van Halen, then "Fly Me Courageous" Drivin' N' Cryin' plays and Slaton comes back on, sounding as COOL as he ever did, talking a bit about the radio station. Then plays "Evil Woman" Black Sabbath......Then my cell phone alarm goes off.....That's where it ends, folks.....
 
Bongwater said:
Too Beautiful To Live was actually a GOOD show and discarding it was BAD. It gave KIRO some good street press (The Stranger even wrote a cover story about it. And The Stranger is pretty influential. When you can get good coverage in the alternative media, DO NOT TAKE IT FOR GRANTED. The LAST thing you want to look like is too stuffy. But when TBTL was let go, that's what they did.)

1. Too bad no one listened to it. Maybe KIRO could have applied for a National Endowment for the Arts grant to keep radio shows on the air that no one listened to but were pure artistry?

2. Don't fool yourself about The Stranger's "influence." The Stranger's "influence" stopped in 1999-2000. Circulation has dropped nearly 5% in just the last year --- and they frackin' give it away! No one under the age of 30 reads the The Stranger. People over the age of 30 think people under the age of 30 read The Stranger because they did when they were under 30. (VAC - which, itself, uses questionable measurement methodology, notches The Stranger's median readership at 36! Yes --- thirty-frackin-six! They might as well put newspaper boxes in nursing homes.)

Their "look how rebellious we are!" amateur porn festival "HUMP" annually features increasing amounts of saggage and wrinkles and is starting to become a bigger freak show than the geriatric porn section at [name of website omitted]. (If you wanna see a 4 realz amateur porn fest, y'all, check out Kylie's rec room the first Tuesday of every week.)

The Stranger has not gotten better with age. Part of the reason they're in such desperation to pimp their product. Their coverage of Burbank's show was a straight media trade. Their 'hard-hitting' 'I once got published in SLATE or the WashPo and now use it to note what an influential writer I am in my day gig out in some frontier town' (every little city out west from Seattle to PDX to Fresno to Reno to Boise has one of these) columnist Eli Sanders was a recurrent guest and, in turn, pimped Burbank in obligatory and totally embarrassing fashion.

Unfortunately, it was the King of Poop Island entertaining the Archbishop of Urinal Cakes. It was precious to observe but, sort of sad and totally ineffective for either side of the relationship due to both entities non-audience, non-influence and reign over a tiny notch of total obscurity.
 
HowardMBurgers said:
Do you have a job? If so, then I think your boss wants you to get back to work.

Said Mr. 95 Posts to li'l ol' Mizzzz Thang with her 73 - KISS WINK TONGUE
 
HowardMBurgers said:
I suspect you have a much higher word count than just about anyone who ever posted here though. Wink-wink-fart.

Howie, meet Bongwater
 
kyliebastel said:
HowardMBurgers said:
I suspect you have a much higher word count than just about anyone who ever posted here though. Wink-wink-fart.

Howie, meet Bongwater

You were dropped as a child, weren't you?.....
 
I was roasting you to Howie, sweet ass. Let Kylie grab those sweet cheeks of yours!
 
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