Allan, I have to confess, but at the same time I wouldn't have put it past Harry either.
Being the sign on guy, and being young and restless at the same time, I had a tendency to oversleep. Many times I have jumped out of bed 15 minutes before sign on,raced to the station, flipped on the lights, hit the transmitter switch to warm it up, put a record on the turntable, either start it, then hit the transmitter final to put it on the air, or sit down at the mic and say "ly cloudy through tomorrow with a chance of rain, right now its 10 after six" or at least something similar. I could see people slamming their radios on the kitchen table saying "Ma, there's something wrong with this transistor radio".
The other story didn't actually involve the station manager, but I in fact did fake a bump to the head and fainting story to a radio preacher. I had the pleasure of spending a Saturday night early Sunday morning over imbibing and arriving at the station around 5am for a 6am sign on, I decided a few winks would be proper on the lobby couch. At around 6:30 am I hear banging on the front door and realized it was one of the live Sunday morning preachers. I panicked and all I could think of was rushing into the lobby restroom, come out holding my head in my hand, opening the door and explaining that I slipped and must have knocked myself out.
After giving my explanation and getting sympathy from the preacher, no one was ever the wise.
I remember getting a call from a little lady once after the power went out at the station. After explaining to her why we were off the air, she wanted to know why we couldn't broadcast to those with battery powered radios....true story.
There were also the news copy set on fire routines.
Live ad copy where you inserted the phone number of a jock instead of the business' number.
Recording a spot at the same time you did it live on the air.
Ad libbing ad copy from the newspaper advertisements.
It goes on and on.
Dano