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Where is Bob Mitchell?

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Where is Bob Mitchell? Have not heard him lately. Has he soldiered on to a new station?
 
Part-time? Try no-time. He's gone, sent walking down Poyras Street into the sunset...never to be heard from again. There is but one, talented, fill-in host needed and he remains gainfully employed. Thank you and it's on to the next caller, Vinny, you still under house arrest?
 
Now here's a topic that has drawn a landslide of interest!

Does anyone even care where a 70 year old, boring radio lack-of-presence is?
 
And just when you thought it was safe to listen to the radio at night, there it is again! Oh my gawd pal, it's da return of Spob Mitchell!!! Strange enough how it falls on the first full day of his ole buddy Vinny's trial in the heart of Acadiana. Figured Spob would have plenty of time to visit Lafayette for moral support for his dear friend he sold down the river. Da boy sang at the first badge he saw. Well pal, it's was like this...uhh, uhh, uuh...

On to the next caller...Michael Green you're on, and the question of the day how deep does your fan go? Just as far as the collection plates take ya?
 
Well, there ya go, pal. Corporate radio decision-making at its finest. They dump this loser then some a*ho within decides to bring him back. I hope he was just filling in for Tucker, who I hope was filling in for someone else to make it necessary to dig up this corpse temporarily. I'd rather listen at night to the overmodulated church broadcasts shouting about Yahweh that they used to carry. Yeah, Sbob is that bad. Ironically, I listened to Sbob Mitchell one night (briefly) and then discovered my wallet was gone.
 
I thought I saw him on TV tonight after testifying at the trial of Maranello. BBF apparently.
 
Oh yeah...Sbob got some face time on the evening news. He ran straight for the cameras upon leaving the courtroom. What a ham and probably squealed like a swine on the stand. Is it just me or does he look like a anorexic Uncle Fester?

Back to the phones and the northshore bureau with Sbob himself. So tell us, you loan anyone your bad, old hair piece in the last couple of years?
 
Happen to see his nose hairs protruding from his nostrils during the shot? Such becoming hygiene from a self-proclaimed, “key” witness. I’m sure an attractive feature that added to his creditability on the stand. Bet the jurors found that attractive.
 
How about "Where Sbob Mitchell"? As in his self-introduction on his late radio show, otherwise known as what a total and stupid waste of air time, "Hi, Sbob Mitchell."

If you ever saw the silent version of Nosferatu, the title character could have been played by Sbob with his bald head, jug ears, bulging eyes and hair hanging out of his nose. Plus Nosferatu preyed on people for his own benefit.

Nice TV image for Sbob's testimony at his beloved sidekick's trial. Wonder if he ever heard of a nose hair trimmer or if Sbob is trying to grow it from his nose holes down to his chin to be more kissable.?
 
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