Your Cash Ain't Nothin' But Trash
Look, moron, it's well documented here that I'm not in the Syracuse market anymore. I'm in the Buffalo market, and I wouldn't even put you on my COMPETITORS radio station because I respect them more than that.
You have demonstrated NOTHING. You have shown NO numbers, the snippets of audio you've provided have been AWFUL, and you have NO track record that would lead any rational human being to give you eight MINUTES of airtime, let alone 8 BOOKS worth.
And that's without having to try and justify it to corporate.
So, maybe you should STFU until you have SOMETHING to show that you can back up your repeated claims. Even your hero, Howard, started in college radio, then went to a small market. He built a career from the ground up. You want to start in a mid-sized market in very different circumstances now that virtually all radio stations are corporate-owned. And don't tell me about your "experience" doing overnights in Utica 15 years ago, or your "club disk-jockey" days spinning disco tunes for drunken college students.
You're a never-was who wants to commit to doing a morning show PART-TIME. That shows how little you know about doing 4 or 5 hours of radio a day.
If you can scratch up $1000.00, buy yourself some airtime on a brokered station and PUT UP or SHUT UP. If you have HALF the talent that you CLAIM to have, they'll line up to hire you.
I'm of the opinion that after imbibing in substances that kill brain cells for so many years, you don't have half the BRAIN that you once may have had.