Lol. Hey Ana Log, I do have to admire the feeble "never-say-die" grassroots attempt of his to convince you that he wasn't who we said he was. I guess the queston of 'who he is' really hinges on the Clintonesque line, "It depends on what your definition of what 'is' is".
And you're right, he does, in fact, possess the elusive, very rare talent of the reverse-Midas touch.