Quick... Someone place a call to Lee Abrams and "make his day"!
I've [over]-heard this otherwise fine song no-less than 2000 times since 1977 [1500 on pathetically-synchronized "Classic Rock" stations operated by Corporate Radio], and I have yet to encounter a presentation of it—sans digital edit. It even played often 20 years ago on my Rock-formatted FM station in a smallish and highly provincial market without any content consideration or audience/advertiser protest! Thank-you for motivating me to finally pull out my long-neglected Eagles double-CD "Best of" to *try* to understand the Twisted Pretzel Logic that has befallen this poor victim of Cumulus ownership. I can only find three possible candidates for a click-shade-delete exercise in Audacity or Adobe:
"They had one thing in common – they were good in bed."
"Lines on the mirror..."
"...They couldn't wait to get-off."
'And possibly a fourth – the line with the "G.D." reference.
Which was it, FRR? ...I can't wait to add this factoid to my collection of Corporate Radio trivia