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"She's a natural for us," said a station spokesman, who stated that market research showed most of their audience can identify with the talentless party-girl heiress. "We're counting down the days until she has to turn herself in." The actress will go to jail on June 5 for violating her probation.
Many Dallas-Fort Worth radio listeners, still smarting over ownership's decision to drop the popular "Oasis" smooth jazz format and reposition the station as "Movin' 107.5," are counting down the days as well.
"Just as Paris Hilton is the butt of many jokes, this is a joke of a radio station," said Frisco resident Chloe (not her real name). "The management should go to jail for shaking those booties in our faces on their TV commercials. A lot of us are hoping the rumor is true," Chloe added. That rumor has the station returning to the smooth jazz format June 5th.
One company insider said the claims of a switch back to smooth jazz are laughable. "CBS is committed to the Movin' concept," said Jason (not his real name). "We were behind in the ratings. In fact, we were near the bottom in the advertiser-coveted younger demographics. So we got off our backsides and made the switch."
Responding to criticism of the "Movin' 107.5" television commercials, Jason shifted his buttocks, scowled and leaped atop his desk. "Market research said it would work," he exclaimed. He then turned around and peered through his parted knees. "Let me ass you a question," he said. "Don't they make you feel good?"
"She's a natural for us," said a station spokesman, who stated that market research showed most of their audience can identify with the talentless party-girl heiress. "We're counting down the days until she has to turn herself in." The actress will go to jail on June 5 for violating her probation.
Many Dallas-Fort Worth radio listeners, still smarting over ownership's decision to drop the popular "Oasis" smooth jazz format and reposition the station as "Movin' 107.5," are counting down the days as well.
"Just as Paris Hilton is the butt of many jokes, this is a joke of a radio station," said Frisco resident Chloe (not her real name). "The management should go to jail for shaking those booties in our faces on their TV commercials. A lot of us are hoping the rumor is true," Chloe added. That rumor has the station returning to the smooth jazz format June 5th.
One company insider said the claims of a switch back to smooth jazz are laughable. "CBS is committed to the Movin' concept," said Jason (not his real name). "We were behind in the ratings. In fact, we were near the bottom in the advertiser-coveted younger demographics. So we got off our backsides and made the switch."
Responding to criticism of the "Movin' 107.5" television commercials, Jason shifted his buttocks, scowled and leaped atop his desk. "Market research said it would work," he exclaimed. He then turned around and peered through his parted knees. "Let me ass you a question," he said. "Don't they make you feel good?"