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Re: Give Saddam His Own Talk Show!
> > > > "Are we better off with Saddam out of
> > > > power?," for example.
> > >
> > > Well, that's just an insultingly stupid question.
> > >
> >
> > And the answer is...
>
> We should give Saddam his own talk show! Hell, I used to
> joke that Tariq Aziz would do great hosting one of those
> daytime social issue talk shows. Call it Tariq, paint the
> studio pink flamingo, and do Maury topics. Al-Jazeera hired
> him first though. Damn.
>
> Saddam could do a show and reduce Iraqi unemployment by
> giving all those Revolutionary Guards security work on the
> show.
>
> "Today on Saddam, Missy caught Bo sleeping with Shana in the
> trailer park, but Bo denies it. We'll be sending Bo into
> the Infidel Room and we'll learn the truth with the use of
> Kathy Lee Gifford's new CD box set 'Cody and Cassidy - My
> Loving Treasures.' Also, a delicious new cookie recipe
> perfect for the holiday season: Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
> our former Iraqi Information Minister will be here with a
> recipe for Wahalashalahala Cookies. He promises there are
> so good, there won't be a single crumb anywhere in your
> little Baghdad. Also one of my wives, Martha Stewart on how
> to discipline the unruly help. It's a good thing, all today
> on Saddam!"
Love the talk show idea!!
>
> > > > "Are we better off with Saddam out of
> > > > power?," for example.
> > >
> > > Well, that's just an insultingly stupid question.
> > >
> >
> > And the answer is...
>
> We should give Saddam his own talk show! Hell, I used to
> joke that Tariq Aziz would do great hosting one of those
> daytime social issue talk shows. Call it Tariq, paint the
> studio pink flamingo, and do Maury topics. Al-Jazeera hired
> him first though. Damn.
>
> Saddam could do a show and reduce Iraqi unemployment by
> giving all those Revolutionary Guards security work on the
> show.
>
> "Today on Saddam, Missy caught Bo sleeping with Shana in the
> trailer park, but Bo denies it. We'll be sending Bo into
> the Infidel Room and we'll learn the truth with the use of
> Kathy Lee Gifford's new CD box set 'Cody and Cassidy - My
> Loving Treasures.' Also, a delicious new cookie recipe
> perfect for the holiday season: Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
> our former Iraqi Information Minister will be here with a
> recipe for Wahalashalahala Cookies. He promises there are
> so good, there won't be a single crumb anywhere in your
> little Baghdad. Also one of my wives, Martha Stewart on how
> to discipline the unruly help. It's a good thing, all today
> on Saddam!"
Love the talk show idea!!
>