A little fairy came to me and told me a change is in the air for the stagnant New Orleans radio market. All stations will be cut off the air while major changes take place. Dinosaurs; lame, uneducated PD's; back-stabbers; etc. will be ejected from all AM's and FM's that are run by out-of-town blowhards. If that happens in your area of town, and it probably will, then this means is "your station sucks" and it's time for a clean sweep...!
B97 will be the first with their change.... to 97-1 The Point.
Kid Krack-looser in the morning will be the first to be given the axe, followed by that terrible three-ring circus they call the afternoon Swirl. 2 minutes of that mess this afternoon and my ears were bleeding. Then there will be no human DJs on 97-1 the Point, only seals trained to bark song titles in morse code. Also, the promotions staff will be replaced by a single robotic finch and the current sales staff will get the axe and be replaced with skilled archers that speak the proper King's English. Expect the first Seal Jocks (or "SJs") to make their debut before the fall book.
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B97 will be the first with their change.... to 97-1 The Point.
Kid Krack-looser in the morning will be the first to be given the axe, followed by that terrible three-ring circus they call the afternoon Swirl. 2 minutes of that mess this afternoon and my ears were bleeding. Then there will be no human DJs on 97-1 the Point, only seals trained to bark song titles in morse code. Also, the promotions staff will be replaced by a single robotic finch and the current sales staff will get the axe and be replaced with skilled archers that speak the proper King's English. Expect the first Seal Jocks (or "SJs") to make their debut before the fall book.