Woolen Parsley Radio

[Mack Daddy]

I'm gonna buy a transmitter and start up a new station called KWPR. The format will be 24 hours per day of Woolen Parsley, Dan Tullis, Joel Clark, Bill Handel Tax Resolution, Armondo Mondalongo flip this house, back to the music in a sec, hey have you heard about this computer program that allows you to get filthy rich without doing a hydroecletricplant thing? This station will get rich selling huge amounts of commercial time!

 

[Bongwater]

I'm gonna buy a transmitter and start up a new station called KWPR. The format will be 24 hours per day of Woolen Parsley, Dan Tullis, Joel Clark, Bill Handel Tax Resolution, Armondo Mondalongo flip this house, back to the music in a sec, hey have you heard about this computer program that allows you to get filthy rich without doing a hydroecletricplant thing? This station will get rich selling huge amounts of commercial time!

KWPR is already taken by a public station in Nevada. But a great start! Any others?

 

[Mack Daddy]

I'm gonna buy a transmitter and start up a new station called KWPR. The format will be 24 hours per day of Woolen Parsley, Dan Tullis, Joel Clark, Bill Handel Tax Resolution, Armondo Mondalongo flip this house, back to the music in a sec, hey have you heard about this computer program that allows you to get filthy rich without doing a hydroecletricplant thing? This station will get rich selling huge amounts of commercial time!

KWPR is already taken by a public station in Nevada. But a great start! Any others?

Maybe KWOL, or , I don't know, have to check what letters are available. But I just wanna have a pirate station anyway, so I wont have to obey any laws.

 

[Bongwater]

I'm gonna buy a transmitter and start up a new station called KWPR. The format will be 24 hours per day of Woolen Parsley, Dan Tullis, Joel Clark, Bill Handel Tax Resolution, Armondo Mondalongo flip this house, back to the music in a sec, hey have you heard about this computer program that allows you to get filthy rich without doing a hydroecletricplant thing? This station will get rich selling huge amounts of commercial time!

KWPR is already taken by a public station in Nevada. But a great start! Any others?

Maybe KWOL, or , I don't know, have to check what letters are available. But I just wanna have a pirate station anyway, so I wont have to obey any laws.

Who needs call letters? Stations in the UK and much of the world don't use them. And you're not obeying any laws anyway. So why bother with formalities like that?

Don't know about Woolen Parsley. Is Woolen Parsley a new band I HAVE to check out?

Cheers!

 

[Mack Daddy]

I'm gonna buy a transmitter and start up a new station called KWPR. The format will be 24 hours per day of Woolen Parsley, Dan Tullis, Joel Clark, Bill Handel Tax Resolution, Armondo Mondalongo flip this house, back to the music in a sec, hey have you heard about this computer program that allows you to get filthy rich without doing a hydroecletricplant thing? This station will get rich selling huge amounts of commercial time!

KWPR is already taken by a public station in Nevada. But a great start! Any others?

Maybe KWOL, or , I don't know, have to check what letters are available. But I just wanna have a pirate station anyway, so I wont have to obey any laws.

Who needs call letters? Stations in the UK and much of the world don't use them. And you're not obeying any laws anyway. So why bother with formalities like that?

Don't know about Woolen Parsley. Is Woolen Parsley a new band I HAVE to check out?

Cheers!

Yes! It is a new band founded by Dan Tullis, formerly of Term Life, and Joel Clark from Select Quote.

 

[TVradioguru]

I'm gonna buy a transmitter and start up a new station called KWPR. The format will be 24 hours per day of Woolen Parsley, Dan Tullis, Joel Clark, Bill Handel Tax Resolution, Armondo Mondalongo flip this house, back to the music in a sec, hey have you heard about this computer program that allows you to get filthy rich without doing a hydroecletricplant thing? This station will get rich selling huge amounts of commercial time!

I think you should make good on your threat and build your little illegal pirate station Lonely Daddy. Just make sure you tell everyone here on this board what area you're broadcasting from so we can all listen. As a matter of fact, I'll personally fly into the Seattle area to watch the FBI and FCC walk you out to a waiting car in handcuffs. But I'm sure they will go easy on you because you're such a programming expert.

 

[Grindlfan]

I'm gonna buy a transmitter and start up a new station called KWPR. The format will be 24 hours per day of Woolen Parsley, Dan Tullis, Joel Clark, Bill Handel Tax Resolution, Armondo Mondalongo flip this house, back to the music in a sec, hey have you heard about this computer program that allows you to get filthy rich without doing a hydroecletricplant thing? This station will get rich selling huge amounts of commercial time!

Throw in the pervy sounding Hayes Barnard from Paramount Equity Mortgage and I think you'll have something there!

 

[Bongwater]

I'm gonna buy a transmitter and start up a new station called KWPR. The format will be 24 hours per day of Woolen Parsley, Dan Tullis, Joel Clark, Bill Handel Tax Resolution, Armondo Mondalongo flip this house, back to the music in a sec, hey have you heard about this computer program that allows you to get filthy rich without doing a hydroecletricplant thing? This station will get rich selling huge amounts of commercial time!

I think you should make good on your threat and build your little illegal pirate station Lonely Daddy. Just make sure you tell everyone here on this board what area you're broadcasting from so we can all listen. As a matter of fact, I'll personally fly into the Seattle area to watch the FBI and FCC walk you out to a waiting car in handcuffs. But I'm sure they will go easy on you because you're such a programming expert.

Really? For 2 measley watts, you'd actually wish something like that on someone?

I honestly can't think of a more reasonable or more perfect justification for pirate radio than a jaded industry suck-up......

 

[Mack Daddy]

I'm gonna buy a transmitter and start up a new station called KWPR. The format will be 24 hours per day of Woolen Parsley, Dan Tullis, Joel Clark, Bill Handel Tax Resolution, Armondo Mondalongo flip this house, back to the music in a sec, hey have you heard about this computer program that allows you to get filthy rich without doing a hydroecletricplant thing? This station will get rich selling huge amounts of commercial time!

I think you should make good on your threat and build your little illegal pirate station Lonely Daddy. Just make sure you tell everyone here on this board what area you're broadcasting from so we can all listen. As a matter of fact, I'll personally fly into the Seattle area to watch the FBI and FCC walk you out to a waiting car in handcuffs. But I'm sure they will go easy on you because you're such a programming expert.

I already preemptively sent them donuts so they wont bust me. They said they will look the other way!

 

[Lonely Summer]

KWOL? "K-Wool"? Don't forget those "Own Gold" ads. Or "Avacore" ("Well I'm 70 years old and I can tell you HONESTLY I have a fuller, healthier head of hair now than I did when I was 18 years old - it's called a rug!") or Bosley ("When it comes to going bald, shouldn't the rest of us get a choice?" - sure, put on a freaking baseball cap!) or Dawn @ Small Dog Electronics "(are you the type of person who's got a 6 disc cd changer in your car?" No! I've got a record player in my car! The discs sound really good when I drive over potholes!") and McGruff the crime dawg ("That's Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652...can I sing it again?" "One more time!").

 

[Mack Daddy]

KWOL? "K-Wool"? Don't forget those "Own Gold" ads. Or "Avacore" ("Well I'm 70 years old and I can tell you HONESTLY I have a fuller, healthier head of hair now than I did when I was 18 years old - it's called a rug!") or Bosley ("When it comes to going bald, shouldn't the rest of us get a choice?" - sure, put on a freaking baseball cap!) or Dawn @ Small Dog Electronics "(are you the type of person who's got a 6 disc cd changer in your car?" No! I've got a record player in my car! The discs sound really good when I drive over potholes!") and McGruff the crime dawg ("That's Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652...can I sing it again?" "One more time!").

I will run the "Bear Necessities" commercial too! And Evercleanse. Guys! and Gals! Guys, you overeat! You eat too much fast food, fatty food, and processed food. Gals, do often say "I'm fat?" Have you been trying for years to lose the same 20 pounds? There is a faster way to do it than any diet. It's called Evercleanse.

 

[Bongwater]

....and do you need enhancement in that certain area.....? It's not a gimmick, it's REAL science. Would a freaky babe lie?

 

[Lonely Summer]

"What is that?" "It's credit fairy dust"

 

[Bongwater]

"What is that?" "It's credit fairy dust"

BIG VOICE OVER: "That's right. Just sprinkle some around your cars, your mailbox. And your telephones! Instantly, the patented secret formula goes straight to work, eliminating bill collectors and repo-men for good. Sprinkle some around your property to create a virtual dome of protection around your home for years to come! Save THOUSANDS every year in car payments, mortgage payments and property taxes! But WAIT! You also get a special radio, automatically tuned to that station where you can get even MORE exciting hard sell offers! And if you call in the next twenty minutes, you'll also get Time-Life's Classic Adult Contemporary collection - ABSOLUTELY FREE! Just pay postage and handling!........."

Just get all these radio informercials together, put 'em all on a Zararadio PC setup, add transmitter and voila! Instant KKNW!

 

[Grindlfan]

KWOL? "K-Wool"? Don't forget those "Own Gold" ads. Or "Avacore" ("Well I'm 70 years old and I can tell you HONESTLY I have a fuller, healthier head of hair now than I did when I was 18 years old - it's called a rug!") or Bosley ("When it comes to going bald, shouldn't the rest of us get a choice?" - sure, put on a freaking baseball cap!) or Dawn @ Small Dog Electronics "(are you the type of person who's got a 6 disc cd changer in your car?" No! I've got a record player in my car! The discs sound really good when I drive over potholes!") and McGruff the crime dawg ("That's Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652...can I sing it again?" "One more time!").

I will run the "Bear Necessities" commercial too! And Evercleanse. Guys! and Gals! Guys, you overeat! You eat too much fast food, fatty food, and processed food. Gals, do often say "I'm fat?" Have you been trying for years to lose the same 20 pounds? There is a faster way to do it than any diet. It's called Evercleanse.

Those have to be the grossest commercials on radio. I do not want to hear about things clinging to my colon walls like spackle or paste.

 

[Lonely Summer]

According to Klee Irwin of Dual Action Cleanse fame, when John Wayne died of colon cancer, he had 44 POUNDS of compacted gunk stuck to the walls of his colon! If you think that's gross, you haven't heard nothin'. Klee talks with orgasmic glee about "movements' and other such $#it!

 

[LITTLEBOYBLUE]

when you think about it, Karen Carpenter's diet seemed to be more effective than any of these other methods. (and before you write letters...I **AM** a huge fan of hers' so back offl.....).

 

[Mack Daddy]

KWOL? "K-Wool"? Don't forget those "Own Gold" ads. Or "Avacore" ("Well I'm 70 years old and I can tell you HONESTLY I have a fuller, healthier head of hair now than I did when I was 18 years old - it's called a rug!") or Bosley ("When it comes to going bald, shouldn't the rest of us get a choice?" - sure, put on a freaking baseball cap!) or Dawn @ Small Dog Electronics "(are you the type of person who's got a 6 disc cd changer in your car?" No! I've got a record player in my car! The discs sound really good when I drive over potholes!") and McGruff the crime dawg ("That's Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652...can I sing it again?" "One more time!").

I will run the "Bear Necessities" commercial too! And Evercleanse. Guys! and Gals! Guys, you overeat! You eat too much fast food, fatty food, and processed food. Gals, do often say "I'm fat?" Have you been trying for years to lose the same 20 pounds? There is a faster way to do it than any diet. It's called Evercleanse.

Those have to be the grossest commercials on radio. I do not want to hear about things clinging to my colon walls like spackle or paste.

Klee Irwin, CEO of Dual Action Cleanse talks about watching his 4-year old daughter take a poop, and measuring it! That's GROSS, AND PERVERTED!

 

[Mack Daddy]

"What is that?" "It's credit fairy dust"

And it's not a bag. It's a bouch!

 

[Grindlfan]

when you think about it, Karen Carpenter's diet seemed to be more effective than any of these other methods. (and before you write letters...I **AM** a huge fan of hers' so back offl.....).

LBB you'll get no argument from me on Karen Carpenter. She was one of the best female pop singers of all-time.