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Worst Radio DJ handle(s) of all time

Sgt. Hans G. Schultz said:
unclepudd said:
Benjamin "Ben" Dover

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Ben Dover is not an air name.
Mr. & Mrs. Dover actually named their son Benjamin...
what were they thinking???
It is his real name.

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Ben? Nice to meet you. </fletch>
 
Some of the worst traffic handles - U-turn Laverne (who used to work here), Seymour Wrecks, Ineda Wrecker, and Skid Marks... horrible, horrible, horrible.... ::)

That's as bad as myself and a co-worker wanting a radio station with John Hungwell on the news, and Harry Ballz
with the sports ;D ;D


Blaine Brooks
Trained traffic monkey
for the generations
 
Then during December - KRWM changes the names of all the DJs to match Santa themes - we had "Santa Kaz", "Mistletoe McCarthy", "Rudolph Johnson", "Snowball Summers"... 3 out of the 4 announcers are gone now. Kaz is a weekender that is still at KRWM.

-crainbebo
 
Kent said:
C414B said:
Is this the same "Cornbread" who has been on some country radio stations in recent years?

The Cornbread I know of is still at WIL-FM 92.3 in St. Louis after moving there from Wichita about 10 years ago. He used to say the name was short for his real name, "Cornelius Breadinski," which, of course, was a joke. I used to know his real name but have long since forgotten it.

Checked the KMPS website and sure enough...there's Cornbread!

Interestingly enough, he's still on WIL-FM's website, too. Either he's voice-tracking KMPS or WIL-FM hasn't updated their website.
 
And then there was the Hal Tunis, very pre-Chapman version of KVIL (while they were still in the stand-alone building on the north side of Mockingbird). Hal decided KVIL would truly challenge the "Mighty 1190" for Number ONE. In a "David vs. Goliath" campaign, all air personalities first name suddenly became Dave, Davy, or David. The late, great, Paxton Mills became "David" Mills, David Day (news director) became...oh wait, he already WAS a "David".

As I recall, Goliath won...

crainbebo said:
Then during December - KRWM changes the names of all the DJs to match Santa themes - we had "Santa Kaz", "Mistletoe McCarthy", "Rudolph Johnson", "Snowball Summers"... 3 out of the 4 announcers are gone now. Kaz is a weekender that is still at KRWM.

-crainbebo
 
Just curious is this also how Dave Scott (of Century 21 / TM Century fame) became "Dave Scott"? I've heard that's not his real name...

R
 
IIRC the late great Michael Spears liked handles on his traffic reporters, I remember traffic by "Ray Hubbard Jr." on KRLD.

I know that before he came to Dallas, Dave Scott was a jock on a top forty daytime AM in greater St. Louis (calls escape me, frequency was 1460). So if it's not his real name, at least it's traceable to a radio career of long ago.
 
1460 was KIRL from St. Charles, which had a disadvantaged signal into St. Louis. They didn't get nighttime authorization until late in the game, and all they could really hit then was the far western suburbs.

Dave Scott was KIRL's program director (also VP and engineer!) starting in 1968, but as a daytimer for most its heyday it was an "also ran" to the other Top 40's in town. For more, go to "440:Satisfaction" at www.440int.com/440sat.html and click on look up by Station. Plug in KIRL then click on his name. It's an interesting story. (Oh, and there's this website, with more info on "Dave Scott": www.radiotraffic.com/ .)
 
longtimelistener said:
Ben Dover is not his real name. He picked that as his pen name when he wrote his first book about dealing with debt collectors.

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The previous post is hereby credited to a now, no longer reliable source.
I was told otherwise by said source.

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There was once a TV sportscaster who used the handle Skip Church. Yes, it was supered on the screen, too.

I worked with a jock who used Marshall Staxx. I actually think that's a great name, and I was the only one at the station who "got it", too.

Around 1992 in The Triad (NC) there was a traffic reporter named Miles Long.

In Nashville is a jock/traffic reporter named Squeegee.

The sidekicks on a long-ago Nashville morning show were "The Morning Stiffs". There was such an uproar they had a contest to rename them. I suggested "The Circle Of Jerks". They didn't pick my name.
 
Longtime KLDE Houston morning man R.C. Rogers was originally given the name Roach Rogers when he was in South Bend. Used it for months before management realized the connotation, thus, the change to R.C. (and the C. stood for "clip").
 
If we ever get a weather guy he's gonna be named "Skip Grimley".
 
This was really cool:

I seem to remember that when Charlie Quinn programmed Y-95, he would go on-the-air on weekends using the name "Joel Folger!" (who was his direct competitor as KEGL's Program Director) and therefore way very cool.

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Not so cool:

Scott Shannon assigned the name "BATMAN" to KEGL's Jimmy Steal when Jimmy went to Pirate Radio Los Angeles from KEGL.

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These memories brought to you by NITE-QUILL... "The nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so you can rest overnite radio personality"
 
PirateJohnny said:
There was once a TV sportscaster who used the handle Skip Church. Yes, it was supered on the screen, too.

I worked with a jock who used Marshall Staxx. I actually think that's a great name, and I was the only one at the station who "got it", too.

Around 1992 in The Triad (NC) there was a traffic reporter named Miles Long.

In Nashville is a jock/traffic reporter named Squeegee.

The sidekicks on a long-ago Nashville morning show were "The Morning Stiffs". There was such an uproar they had a contest to rename them. I suggested "The Circle Of Jerks". They didn't pick my name.

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There was a talk show on KNON Sunday nights in the late 80's who had a producer (call screener) that was a student at NTSU (now UNT) named Phil. Each week Phil would bring one to three of his NTSU buddies from Denton to hang out in the studios at the old house on San Jacinto. Phil never knew who would be coming with him each week so when he was introduced as the producer, the host would have a sheet with Phil's name on it and blanks on it for Phil to write the other's names down. Eventually, the other guys that showed up each week were referred to as "Blanks" and Phil would introduce them by their first names. Collectively as that week's producers, they would be introduced as "Phil 'n' The Blanks".

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When I worked at country station KNAX in Fresno, the PD made me use the name: Helen Highwater. Not only was it a T. Graham Brown song, it was also the name of a woman who escaped Alcatraz back in the day, according to a police officer who contacted me. But the kicker......one of my listeners, who really liked me, named her new born child after me, and brought her to the station to meet me. I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't my real name. :-\
 
Great topic.

Someone mentioned Ben Dover. Was his female sidekick named Ilene?

I once pitched to a GM the name Buster Cherry with side kick Red Peters for a morning Show. He didn't think it would fly well in Wichita Falls.....It's Buster Cherry in the morning with Red Peters.
 
In the 60s, KELI-AM 1430 had all of their jocks with the last name of "Kelley." So it was Dan Kelley, Bill Kelley, etc.

Same station, in the early 80s, had a morning show sidekick named "Boo-Foo." How they got away with that I will NEVER know.

One of the stations I worked at had their morning guy go by the name of "Jess Cruzin." He loved it. ::)

Another morning show with Mel Myers had a sidekick named Steve "Banana" Bradley... it was Mel in the Morning & The Breakfast Flakes: Mel & Banana.

I'm sure I've heard others, but those are the worst offenders that come to mind at the moment...
 
Some of the worst names are found on the Froggy and Pig country stations: Lilly Padd and Criss P. Bacon. I've heard Penny Loafers, Jack Mehoff, Ivan Pistov and Chuck Roaster used in some formats, but only as character names. Nothing tops the real life name of the late NASCAR driver, Dick Trickle.
 
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