Found this at another web site:
ingle -- to the tune of "After You've Gone"
"There'll be no more tears,
and no more cryin',
there'll be no more pain,
there's no denyin',
I don't remember the rest but then came the voice over --
If you suffer from hemorrhoids, fistulas or pustules, Dr. (what-ever-his-name-was) will make you better.
Call ( i swear this was real) he had an 800 number that incorporated the numbers for "Dr. Tush."