Fifteen years ago, it was the highest rated station in town. It has slipped over the years, but has now reached its lowest point ever. It's like when the Yankees were owned by CBS.
Today, Saturday, March 20, 2010, 11 a.m. until 1 p.m. The once mighty station hit absolute rock bottom.
First, the paid-time financial planning guy does a long riff on the health care bill that consisted of just making stuff up. That happens a long in talk radio, but this was so obviously from someone out of his field it made me cringe. But this was just the warm-up.
Then the main event. The paid-time breast-implant guy apparently subleased a guest spot on his program.
He managed to get two women running a colon-cleaning clinic. Hydro-therapy they call it, as it apparently involves getting hooked up to an enema machine.
Yup, noon to one was devoted to these two nuts with a scary obsession with human waste and their planted callers (Q: "How old do you have to be?" A: "We've had clients as young as four and as old as 94." Q: "Great, it might be good for my 16-year old son" A: "yes it would be" Q: "Where are you located " A: [insert hard sell here] Somebody call DSS right now on the nitwits having their toddler's colon cleaned out with a jet spray or suggesting that a teen aged boy needs that sort of humiliation)
I did have something of a morbid interest wondering how low they could sink. It came when one of the nitwits suggested that people watch as the poop being pressure-washed out of their large intestine goes down the drain -- so as to develop better eating habits.
So from Ted & Janet, Gene, Jerry and Brudnoy we go to a show about sticking the equivalent of a kitchen sink sprayer up your wazoo and watching what emerges.
It's time to turn out the lights.
Today, Saturday, March 20, 2010, 11 a.m. until 1 p.m. The once mighty station hit absolute rock bottom.
First, the paid-time financial planning guy does a long riff on the health care bill that consisted of just making stuff up. That happens a long in talk radio, but this was so obviously from someone out of his field it made me cringe. But this was just the warm-up.
Then the main event. The paid-time breast-implant guy apparently subleased a guest spot on his program.
He managed to get two women running a colon-cleaning clinic. Hydro-therapy they call it, as it apparently involves getting hooked up to an enema machine.
Yup, noon to one was devoted to these two nuts with a scary obsession with human waste and their planted callers (Q: "How old do you have to be?" A: "We've had clients as young as four and as old as 94." Q: "Great, it might be good for my 16-year old son" A: "yes it would be" Q: "Where are you located " A: [insert hard sell here] Somebody call DSS right now on the nitwits having their toddler's colon cleaned out with a jet spray or suggesting that a teen aged boy needs that sort of humiliation)
I did have something of a morbid interest wondering how low they could sink. It came when one of the nitwits suggested that people watch as the poop being pressure-washed out of their large intestine goes down the drain -- so as to develop better eating habits.
So from Ted & Janet, Gene, Jerry and Brudnoy we go to a show about sticking the equivalent of a kitchen sink sprayer up your wazoo and watching what emerges.
It's time to turn out the lights.
