media1170 said:
OK Bob, so much for the photoshopped pictures, how about the real pictures of the station.
REALITY CHECK... There is NO –
NO –
NO version of PhotoShop and ANY of its infamous enhancements capable of the shear technical-terror on display in that exposé. This tops even my-own personal observation of the ultimate distressed broadcast station—1330 WEBO Owego – in Tioga County, NY – just west of Binghamton.
The rusted tower at this station fell down
[really]... Luckily, the only casualty was an unoccupied roadside fruit stand. What followed was a near-endless stream of creatively-renewed STAs and operation into something resembling a 30-degree electrically-long clothesline with 500-watts input from a 50s-vintage Gates 5kw rig. It finally took a new LOCAL owner and about FIVE YEARS to hoist a new tower!
A visit to the 1330 control room revealed a well-worn copy of Wayne Newton’s “
Daddy Don’t You Walk So Fast” playing on an ancient RCA 18-inch transcription turntable [complete with its signature teal metal cabinet on wheels] and $10 Olsen phono pre-amp running un-balanced for a good 20-feet into that circa 1975
Ramko console that resembled an elaborate Science Fair kit from Radio Shanty. The audio buzz was such a delightful bonus—courtesy of the horizontally-polarized RF environment! It kept WEBO’s TWO vacuum tube RCA BA-25 AGCs [wired consecutively] and BA-6a 50s-vintage limiter dancing! ‘No chickens in the control room – but a couple cats – and litter-box ingredient that gave graphic testimony to the overall mess that station had become.
Are you receiving my signal here? As bad as WEBO’s digs were, they were nowhere near as “
impressive” as those at
Tick-Tock Twelve-Twenty!
You’ve outdone my farthest-fetched mental picture of an FCC-licensed landfill, Bob! You do indeed merit “a warsher” – I’ll even toss-in a rusted dryer [but it won’t be a matching pair], and you have to keep them on your front porch so the neighbors can share.
Stay-tuned for Hippo’s next installment... When I’ll tell y’all the true story about Jeannine Dean’s patent-pending
Reflect-O-Meter at the former 100.1 WIKY in Carrollton, KY
