Copy Writer
Dear WTKK Listeners:
"Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a woman of wealth and taste.
Ding Dong O'Connor's Gone, Now you can say Grace"
I'm the new Program Director at 96.9 FM Talk, WTKK, and though I don't know how to rhyme, that's not my job, is it now? My job is to put more right-wing whacko information on the airwaves in a blue blue state.
I couldn't let my first week go by without writing to thank you personally for being an 96.9 FM Talk Insider.
P.T. Barnum was right, there is a sucker born every minute, and if you buy this programming we're dishing out you only have yourself to blame.
It is with you, our most important listeners, our ONLY listeners, that I want to share my thoughts, as well as my love for talk radio. The empty paragraph that follows consists of my thoughts and my love of and for
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Truly, it's an honor and privilege for me to have the opportunity to bilk you fools out of another station and work with Greater Media in Boston and with such terrific and talented people like plagiarist and exiled Globe columnist Mike Barnicle, Casablanca's hero Michael Graham "Cracker" (as in nutcase, not the band Cracker), Margery "Speak Much" Eagan (oh, as boss I can say such things. She won't go to the M.C.A.D. on me, trust me!), Jim Braude, and of course Jimmy Severino, that lying two-faced blowhard who calls himself "Jay Severin."
I'm looking forward to getting to know each of them, as well as many of you, and causing as much trouble and mayhem as humanly possible. I know that, in many ways, if I keep my ears open, you will help me guide 96.9 FM Talk into a vibrant, engaging, station chock full of foolish commercials for viagra and other stupid products you don't need and will never use. A station you would recommend to all of your friends when you are trying to get them the hell out of your house.
Let this day be the first of many days I say, Thanks for listening to 96.9 FM Talk, WTKK.
Regards,
Grace Blazer
Program Director"
this is a parody, send all lawsuits to Flynt, Fallwell, Rehnquist & Hyson, LLC