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You know you're an aging radio guy when....

You know you're an aging radio guy when....

(Thanks to Charles Laquidara for this one:)

• You were first hired by a GM who actually worked in radio before becoming a GM.
• You excitedly turn the radio up at the sound of "dead air" on the competitor's station.
• Engineers could actually fix things without sending them back to the manufacturer.
• You know the difference between good reel-to-reel tape and cheap reel-to-reel tape.
• You have a white wax pencil, a razor blade, and a spool of 3M splicing tape in your desk drawer -- just in case.
• You can post a record, run down the hall, go to the bathroom, and be back in 2:50 for the segue.
• You knew exactly where to put the tone on the end of a carted song.
• Sixty percent of your wardrobe has a station logo on it.
• You always had a screwdriver in the studio so you could take a fouled-up cart apart at a moment's notice.
• You always had a solution for an LP that "skipped".
• You still refer to CDs as "records".
• Your family thinks you're successful, but you know know you were just lucky.
• You played practical jokes on the air without fear of lawsuits.
• You answer your home phone with the station call letters.
• You have several old air-check cassettes in a cardboard box in your closet that you wouldn't dream of letting anyone hear anymore, but you'll never throw them out or tape over them. Never!

• You can still see scars on your finger when you got cut using a razor blade, and cleaned out the cut with head-cleaning alcohol and an extra long cotton swab on a wooden stick.
• You still have dreams of a song running out and not being able to find the control room door.

• You've ever told a listener, "Yeah. I'll get that right on for you."
• You have at least 19 pictures of you with famous people whom you haven't seen since, and wouldn't know you today if you bit 'em on the butt.

• You ran a phone contest and nobody called, so you made up a name and gave the tickets to your cousin.
 
I was saving these for an eventual thread, but I'll use them now to localize this for Providence:
You start requesting Domenic The Donkey in September
You think Lou Brutus is still buried alive somewhere
You remember Traffic Net
You remember when Mike Montecalvo was Mr Mike
You remember "PRO personalities are sometimes compensated for their appearances" (sometimes Holland???)
One of your aunts used to bring Joe Thomas food
Your mother hated Chuck Stevens for his Elvis bashing
You remember In The Still Of The Night by The 5 Satins always being #1 on the Memorial Day 500
You thought Casey Kasem flew to RI every weekend to do American Top 40
You & your friends made fun of Magee Hickey by calling her Mickey Hickey
You lost a contest at least once when King Arthur Knight told you that you were "wrrrrrong"
Big Ange called your older sister one of his "cupcakes" on the request line once
 
I remember TrafficNet.....and I fondly remember King Arthur Knight saying "Wrrrrong".
Do you remember Chuck Stevens saying, "Let's play one for the Chucker" and playing "You're the Greatest" by Billy Scott? Or Chuck playing "The Name Game", and cutting in saying, "Do Chuck"? Or "Morgan in the Morning" on Sunny 93.3 WSNE. Or Norm Thibeault's first break on B101. Or the time Salty drove in to work in East Providence from Narragansett on an Icy, Cold, Miserable morning, and said, "A song went through my head, Larry, as I drove to work this morning. That Johnny Paycheck song, "Take this Job and Shove It".
 
Skynet74 said:
You know you're an aging radio guy when....

(Thanks to Charles Laquidara for this one:)

• You were first hired by a GM who actually worked in radio before becoming a GM.
• You excitedly turn the radio up at the sound of "dead air" on the competitor's station.
• Engineers could actually fix things without sending them back to the manufacturer.
• You know the difference between good reel-to-reel tape and cheap reel-to-reel tape.
• You have a white wax pencil, a razor blade, and a spool of 3M splicing tape in your desk drawer -- just in case.
• You can post a record, run down the hall, go to the bathroom, and be back in 2:50 for the segue.
• You knew exactly where to put the tone on the end of a carted song.
• Sixty percent of your wardrobe has a station logo on it.
• You always had a screwdriver in the studio so you could take a fouled-up cart apart at a moment's notice.
• You always had a solution for an LP that "skipped".
• You still refer to CDs as "records".
• Your family thinks you're successful, but you know know you were just lucky.
• You played practical jokes on the air without fear of lawsuits.
• You answer your home phone with the station call letters.
• You have several old air-check cassettes in a cardboard box in your closet that you wouldn't dream of letting anyone hear anymore, but you'll never throw them out or tape over them. Never!

• You can still see scars on your finger when you got cut using a razor blade, and cleaned out the cut with head-cleaning alcohol and an extra long cotton swab on a wooden stick.
• You still have dreams of a song running out and not being able to find the control room door.

• You've ever told a listener, "Yeah. I'll get that right on for you."
• You have at least 19 pictures of you with famous people whom you haven't seen since, and wouldn't know you today if you bit 'em on the butt.

• You ran a phone contest and nobody called, so you made up a name and gave the tickets to your cousin.

....simply classic.... i think i have done at least 10 of those...counting answering my home phone...actually it was my cell phone, but still priceless
 
Sheridan said:
I remember TrafficNet.....and I fondly remember King Arthur Knight saying "Wrrrrong".
Do you remember Chuck Stevens saying, "Let's play one for the Chucker" and playing "You're the Greatest" by Billy Scott? Or Chuck playing "The Name Game", and cutting in saying, "Do Chuck"? Or "Morgan in the Morning" on Sunny 93.3 WSNE. Or Norm Thibeault's first break on B101. Or the time Salty drove in to work in East Providence from Narragansett on an Icy, Cold, Miserable morning, and said, "A song went through my head, Larry, as I drove to work this morning. That Johnny Paycheck song, "Take this Job and Shove It".

Nobody does Chuck.Noooooobody.
 
No union at THAT station, eh?

Runrigger said:
You remember "PRO personalities are sometimes compensated for their appearances" (sometimes Holland???)

ALWAYS!
"Misty watercolor memmmmmmmmmmmories..."

Actually, the disclaimer was:
"PRO PERSONALITIES ARE FREQUENTLY COMPENSATED FOR THEIR APPEARANCES."

And that fistful of grimy, beer-soaked, ones was sweet...

Good morning -- via FREE WiFi -- from Hector Airport, Fargo ND.
En route to Memphis, then a 5+ hour drive to Springfield MO.
All to keep AM radio safe...

HC
www.HollandCooke.com
 
You remember when jocks MC'd shows at the Warwick Musical Theater (or The Tent)
You remember when David Jones was Davey Jones
I even remember when Morgan did a talk show on WHJJ
Maybe not his first break but Norm Thibeault on WSAR
What was considered to be hard rock was dayparted to nights on top 40 radio. By hard rock I mean BTO.
And although Ange is apparently alive & well no one can still figure out what became of Joe Thomas or King Arthur Knight

I think WPRO personalities are still compensated for their appearances but now they "appear" simultaneously with being on the air. Hmmm. Strange.
 
Skynet74 said:
You know you're an aging radio guy when....
• You excitedly turn the radio up at the sound of "dead air" on the competitor's station.
LOL!!......I thought I was the only person who does this............I time it, too............
• You ran a phone contest and nobody called, so you made up a name and gave the tickets to your cousin.
Oh, yeah..........seen this happen............MANY times.............LOL!!!
 
When you say, "The next record cued up is...."


Thanks,
Kevin L. Sealy
 
How about this one?

You know you're an aging radio guy when you haul out ancient commercial or promo tapes---only to realize that at least half of the talent voicing the spots is either DEAD or COMPLETELY OUT OF THE RADIO BUSINESS! :eek:

argytunes
 
You might be an aging radio guy if..

You know what to spray on the teletype ribbons to revive them.
Okay, so the letters "bleed" two days, but works for 2 more weeks.

If you've ever used that wax pencil to fill in gouges, scratches, and cue burns in favorite records.
If you still keep a spritzer bottle near your turntable.
If you've ever experimented with what to spritz, or keep your formula a secret.
If you've ever spritzed while playing live or in production.

If you've ever run out to the car in the lot to see what you "really sounded like."

If you've swapped same tube types to different applications or spots to see if they were any happier in different jobs.

If you know just how far to drop a piece of equipment for "physical therapy".

If, failing in the approved electronic repair methods, you know when to say, "Well, let's try it the WRONG way."

If you can remember a double-plug telco patch bay about 4 or 5 feet to your left and knew all the jacks without looking.

If you had "something ready" to drop in when the network went funny over the old land lines.

If you remember carting up national ads that came over unbalanced old telco.
 
When the news guy kept a bottle of Candadian Club in the bottom right-hand desk drawer and took a good belt before reading the noon news.
 
Re: You know you're an aging radio guy when....

...You can remember when there was news, sports, and weather at the top of the hour, produced and reported by your own staff!
 
Your listeners actually listened to one station. Didn't hit the presets every time a song stopped . They listened to the ads because the jocks kept them coming back for more.......
 
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