An old colleague of mine sent me this list. Some of you may have it or have seen it, but I found humorous... mainly cause it's true. 
YOU MIGHT BE A DJ IF...
1.) 80% of your wardrobe has a station logo on it.
2.) You look at your paycheck and say. "That's it! I'm getting a real job!"
3.) You answer your home phone with the station call letters.
4.) A salesperson has ever taken credit for your paycheck.
5.) You measure your amount of production in "sh*tloads"
6.) You've muttered the words, "Yeah, I'll try to get that on for ya!"
7.) Going to a club and not getting paid seems like a useless waist of time.
8.) You turn up the radio excitedly at the sound of "dead air" on the competitor's station.
9.) You have at least three un-opened CD's, two T-shirts, 22 stickers, and 5 cups in your car.
10.) You were a half hour late for an appearance and blamed it on the directions you got from the sales rep.
11.) Everyone you know calls you to play their wedding or birthday party.
12.) You have at least 19 pictures of you with famous people that you haven't seen since.
13.) You can smoke a cigarette in three minutes or less.
14.) Dinner? ... let's see what the receptionist has left in the fridge.
15.) You have ever had the dream of a song running out and not being able to find the air studio door.
YOU MIGHT BE A DJ IF...
1.) 80% of your wardrobe has a station logo on it.
2.) You look at your paycheck and say. "That's it! I'm getting a real job!"
3.) You answer your home phone with the station call letters.
4.) A salesperson has ever taken credit for your paycheck.
5.) You measure your amount of production in "sh*tloads"
6.) You've muttered the words, "Yeah, I'll try to get that on for ya!"
7.) Going to a club and not getting paid seems like a useless waist of time.
8.) You turn up the radio excitedly at the sound of "dead air" on the competitor's station.
9.) You have at least three un-opened CD's, two T-shirts, 22 stickers, and 5 cups in your car.
10.) You were a half hour late for an appearance and blamed it on the directions you got from the sales rep.
11.) Everyone you know calls you to play their wedding or birthday party.
12.) You have at least 19 pictures of you with famous people that you haven't seen since.
13.) You can smoke a cigarette in three minutes or less.
14.) Dinner? ... let's see what the receptionist has left in the fridge.
15.) You have ever had the dream of a song running out and not being able to find the air studio door.