Sorry if this has been posted before -- a good buddy of mine OLDMANRIVER, sent me an email with these, and it's scary how many I said yes to.
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You can name at least three of The Weather Channel's on air personalities.
80% of your wardrobe has a station logo on it.
You haven't bought Q-tips in over 3 years.
You still refer to CD's as "records"
You look at your paycheck and say, "That's it! I'm getting a real job!"
An extra hour and a half of sleep is considered a day off!
The only interaction between you and someone else at dinner time is, "Thank you, please pull to the second window!"
You call a weekend off a "VACATION."
You can smoke a cigarette in three minutes or less.
You answer your home phone with the station call letters.
A salesperson has ever taken credit for your paycheck.
You know what a "bullet" is.
You've ever sliced your finger with a razor blade, and cleaned out the cut with Isopropyl Alcohol and an extra long cotton swab (only applies to those of us who remember reels and carts)...
You measure your amount of production in "shitloads."
You can post the song...run down the hall...do a full blown "number 2" and be back in 2:40 for the segue.
Dinner? Let's see what the receptionist has left in the fridge.
You have ever dreamt of a record running out and not being able to find the control room door.
You've ever muttered the words, "Yeah, I'll try to get that on for ya!"
You have more stereo and computer equipment than everyone else you know...combined.
People who ride in your car exclaim, "How in the hell do you listen to the radio that loud!'
You consider wearing a shirt you have to iron "dressing up".
When listening to music at your home, you only listen to the first 30 seconds of the song, then you switch to something else.
Going to a club and not getting paid seems like a useless waste of time.
Everyone you know calls you to play their wedding or birthday party.
People you don't even know start calling you when a good band is coming to town.
Cheerleading coaches call you wondering how to get that "special mix" of that song they heard on the radio.
You turn the radio up excitedly at the sound of dead air on the competitor's station.
You have at least three un-opened CD's, two T-shirts, 22 stickers, and 5 cups in your car.
You have about 500 un-labeled cassettes, in a cardboard box in your closet.
Cueing, segueing, walking on, loose, back-timing, raise, lower, EAS, and dumb-ass program director are everyday parts of your vocabulary.
You have at least 19 pictures of you with "famous" people that no one has seen since.
You know the names and artist to every song your boyfriend or girlfriend can think of.
You know the words to every song they can think of.
You know the re-mixes to every song they can think of.
You've slept quite comfortably on the promotions director's easy chair or the couch in the lobby.
You were a half hour late for an appearance and blamed it on the directions you got from the sales person.
You've had 5, #8 callers in a row.
Your favorite past-time is conferencing three un-knowing listeners on the same line.
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You can name at least three of The Weather Channel's on air personalities.
80% of your wardrobe has a station logo on it.
You haven't bought Q-tips in over 3 years.
You still refer to CD's as "records"
You look at your paycheck and say, "That's it! I'm getting a real job!"
An extra hour and a half of sleep is considered a day off!
The only interaction between you and someone else at dinner time is, "Thank you, please pull to the second window!"
You call a weekend off a "VACATION."
You can smoke a cigarette in three minutes or less.
You answer your home phone with the station call letters.
A salesperson has ever taken credit for your paycheck.
You know what a "bullet" is.
You've ever sliced your finger with a razor blade, and cleaned out the cut with Isopropyl Alcohol and an extra long cotton swab (only applies to those of us who remember reels and carts)...
You measure your amount of production in "shitloads."
You can post the song...run down the hall...do a full blown "number 2" and be back in 2:40 for the segue.
Dinner? Let's see what the receptionist has left in the fridge.
You have ever dreamt of a record running out and not being able to find the control room door.
You've ever muttered the words, "Yeah, I'll try to get that on for ya!"
You have more stereo and computer equipment than everyone else you know...combined.
People who ride in your car exclaim, "How in the hell do you listen to the radio that loud!'
You consider wearing a shirt you have to iron "dressing up".
When listening to music at your home, you only listen to the first 30 seconds of the song, then you switch to something else.
Going to a club and not getting paid seems like a useless waste of time.
Everyone you know calls you to play their wedding or birthday party.
People you don't even know start calling you when a good band is coming to town.
Cheerleading coaches call you wondering how to get that "special mix" of that song they heard on the radio.
You turn the radio up excitedly at the sound of dead air on the competitor's station.
You have at least three un-opened CD's, two T-shirts, 22 stickers, and 5 cups in your car.
You have about 500 un-labeled cassettes, in a cardboard box in your closet.
Cueing, segueing, walking on, loose, back-timing, raise, lower, EAS, and dumb-ass program director are everyday parts of your vocabulary.
You have at least 19 pictures of you with "famous" people that no one has seen since.
You know the names and artist to every song your boyfriend or girlfriend can think of.
You know the words to every song they can think of.
You know the re-mixes to every song they can think of.
You've slept quite comfortably on the promotions director's easy chair or the couch in the lobby.
You were a half hour late for an appearance and blamed it on the directions you got from the sales person.
You've had 5, #8 callers in a row.
Your favorite past-time is conferencing three un-knowing listeners on the same line.
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