Sorry, Frank --
michael hagerty made me do it:
- None of the DQs in my immediate area sell burgers or other foods - They're smaller shops with only soft serve and frozen treats. If I remember correctly from my youth where there were lots of DQ locations, only the DQ Brazier shops sell hot foods as well. A fun fact - The "soft serve" that DQ uses in their shakes, cones and other treats can not legally be called "ice cream" per FDA regulations - because it's not.
- There were a few Hardees where I grew up, but all are now shuttered. I remember nearly everything I ordered there from the burgers to the roast beef sandwiches to breakfast sandwiches being fairly tasteless compared to BK and McD's..but the ones in that area did have a heavily advertised special in the early 90s that was well suited for broke college students - 2 burgers and 2 fries for $2.
- I recently had an ad for Steak & Shake pop up in my Instagram feed - trying to sell franchises. Supposedly you could get in for $10k, they'd hire staff, train everyone and stock the place initially and you'd get 50% of the profits once in operation. You had to be a full-time owner with no other obligations. I'm sure there was a lot of fine print, because if owning a Steak & Shake franchise was that inexpensive to start and easy to maintain, lots more people would be doing it.
- I'm surprised to see White Castle so low on the list. While they don't have a huge number of locations, you do find them seemingly everywhere, sometimes in the most unexpected cities and locations.
- There are a few others like Smashburger and BurgerFi that I expected to see on the list, but didn't make the top 16, I guess.
Now back to your profanity-laden tirade.