Guaranteed to happen during 2013, or my name isn't Pedro Gonzales Gonzales:
*During the Super Bowl, some religious yahoos will try to find a way to sneak their JOHN 3:16 sign on camera, even though the NFL now has a policy against religious signs.
*Odell Harris, aka Miss Cleo, will continue to try to market herself as a potential talk show host.
*Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, will continue to be reported as a major news story as if it only happens once and not every year.
*Hockey fans, sponsors, and networks will get fed up with the lockout, and unrest from them will gradually lead to the ouster of incompetent, contentious commissioner Gary Bettman (at least I hope).
*Hank Williams, Jr. will try to get his "All My Rowdy Friends Are Here on Monday Night" song reinstated on Monday Night Football after discovering that it wasn't exactly missed by the public.