-do u think mr clay, wyrk mornings, would do it?
Sound of screeching brakes, broken glass and mangled metal. Passers by stop and turn with stunned looks.
Hold for three seconds while dust clears. Disolve to man on opposite side of street corner who points and laughs.
It was only a holographic illusion. Camera pans to stunned on-lookers who walk away as if they've been duped.
Alfred Hitchcock appears and begins his opening monologue... "Good eeeeven-ing..."
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OK. This academic little discussion just went from sublime to ridiculous.
Clay Moden, for those who my not know and I suspect most do, is the co-host-anchor of one of Buffalo's top 3 (often #1, depending on the season) morning drive radio shows. He makes morning drive money. He lives, eats and breathes country music. "He ain't goin' to be playing no stinkin' Soundgarten from 7 to midnight on the Edge!"
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And now, Rod Serling appears, "...Imagine if you will, an aging but popular semi-retired morning man who becomes 22 again and begins his career as a night time d-j..."
Smokey haze, Danny Neaverth, Harv Moor, Jim Santella and Stan Roberst appear...
Yes, this thread has officially entered The Twilight Zone.
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