This thread has taken on a life of its own and I'm too damn lazy to check, but did somebody already submit "Alice Long" from Boyce and Hart?
But that's not what I came here for...
While at a wedding a few months back, I was taking a slug of a perfectly chilled bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon and nearly blew nose balast when I heard the DJ play the Mike Douglas chestnut,
"The Man In My Little Girl's Life" which starts with the lyrics,
"There's a boy outside, his name is Rod... he wants to play in our backyard." Bwahhhhh-hah-hahhhh! Instant parody by at least three guys at the bar, all over 50 and not related to the bride.
This song wasn't a stiff, but one of those sappy hits that either makes you tear up (if you're related to the bride) or throw up (if you're a brofriend of the groom.) So, being half nuts and half baked, I walked over to the wedding DJ, put a soggy 10 spot on the board and said "Play Super Freak after this or you don't have a hair on your ass!" He took my 10, looked at me and said "you don't wanna see my ass, but I'll take your money." After four bars of Superfreak, the dance floor was packed and more than a few people, including the bride and groom, had a good laugh at the sequence of the two songs.
Now then, a song that I heard played only once on an AM Top 40 station (WILK? WARM?) in Scranton, PA many years ago, "Your Don't Get Me I'm Part of the Union" by The Strawbs. I'll bet the song induced fear in management types and they pulled it.