> > Just got back from vacation....what did I miss
> > in the Northeast Texas area?
> >
>
> You missed a lot:
>
> 1. KYKX started a new smear campaign against The Blaze,
> claiming that they play more country music than The Blaze,
> and blasting them for not showing up at the Tyler Cattle
> Barron's Ball. Inexplicably, the day after this campaign
> started, KYKX rose to #1 in the market and The Blaze dropped
> to 20th. An aside to this is that, after seeing War of the
> Worlds, Dru rushed back to the station and reported breaking
> news that we were being invaded by Martians.
>
> 2. The Blaze responded to this campaign by KYKX by adding
> Keith Urban to their playlist. When asked why, the official
> response was, "His name is Urban ain't it? Then he must be
> da bomb."
>
> 3. Radio One sued Waller, claiming that since Sunny and
> Breeze were both meteorological terms, Waller should cease
> and desist the use of The Breeze moniker, as this might
> cause listener confusion.
>
> 4. The Breeze and Sunny both had Lionel Ritchie marathons on
> the same day. Local officials report that the suicide rate
> increased by 300%.
>
> 5. 103.1 broke it's own previous record by keeping the same
> format for 30 days. Immediately after the record was broken,
> they switched to a Vietnamese Christian format.
>
> 6. Citing budget cuts, CC Tyler cut the 96X playlist from
> 100 to 50 songs. They claimed that this would cut the
> operating expenses of the station in half.
>
> 7. CC Tyler started a new promotion for KNUE, claiming
> "We're East Texas' number one country, and we don't even
> try. Neener-Neener-Neener."
>
> 8. CC Tyler refused to upgrade the hard-drive at KTYL and
> KISX, so they downgraded their 64 kbps mp3's to 28 kbps.
>
> 9. At The Bull, nothing happened (as usual)
>
> 10. KZEY, KOFY, and KWRD have been reported off the air.
> When owner Jerry Russell was contacted, his response was, "I
> own those stations?"
>
> 11. Gleiser, saying he was committed to the Longview market,
> announced that he would put a translator in Longview for
> KDOK. He then said he was just kidding.
>
> On the TV side:
>
> 1. UPN has put another translator on the air in Longview.
> KGPN-LP channel 69 serves greater Greggton.
>
> 2. KLTV has asked for another extension from the FCC for
> KLTV-DT. The requested extension was to 2025.
>
> 3. NBC56 news inexplicably dropped to number 4 in the
> market, behind Fox 51. This is unusual, as Fox 51 has not
> had a newscast for several years. To add insult to injury,
> NBC56 stupidly reported their own downfall, and the graphics
> behind the anchor said, "NBC569 knews dropps two forth."
>
> 4. Fox51 celebrated one year pornography free.
>
>

Have a nice day.
>
The throng mentioned in #1 turned out to be not aliens but a mob of irate listeners storming the KYKX studios on the Loop. Two signs among many said "Dethrone Dru" and "Kan KYKX."