Congratulations to Bengal radio broadcaster Dave Lapham for wearing out QB Andy Dalton's "Red Rifle" nick name in just one game. You don't have to say it EVERY TIME he touches the ball! Considering the way Andy played "The Dead Red Head" or "The Maroon Buffoon" might be more appropriate. I don't envy the Bengal radio or TV crews having to try to sell a turd as a Lady Godiva chocolate for the next 5 months.