Here's a slightly better version if you'd like it for your archives. Same resolution, but has a proper frame rate and lacks the sonic sandpaper the .mov version suffers.Found it. Daily Show, 2007. Samantha Bee:
https://files.catbox.moe/zvtpm6.mp4
Here's a slightly better version if you'd like it for your archives. Same resolution, but has a proper frame rate and lacks the sonic sandpaper the .mov version suffers.Found it. Daily Show, 2007. Samantha Bee:
Here's a slightly better version if you'd like it for your archives. Same resolution, but has a proper frame rate and lacks the sonic sandpaper the .mov version suffers.
https://files.catbox.moe/zvtpm6.mp4
It’s so accurate. The Onion never lies.Thanks! It's one of my favorite takedowns of cable TV news. The other being this:
Case in point:It’s so accurate. The Onion never lies.
I work for myself and I just fired myself!Case in point:
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigated to this article, your IP address was logged and your supervisor approved the decision to...theonion.com
That’s going to be an embarrassing HR meeting.I work for myself and I just fired myself!
A true gem from the Onion's glory days. It reminds me of Charlie Brooker's subtler, British take:Thanks! It's one of my favorite takedowns of cable TV news. The other being this:
Me, too---but that's still damn funny. Thanks!A true gem from the Onion's glory days. It reminds me of Charlie Brooker's subtler, British take:
I still prefer the Onion's less subtle version, myself.
This is the only thing Byron's ever done that's made me laugh!Byron Allen wants the Late Show's time slot, to air his Comics Unleashed one hour earlier.
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Byron Allen Wants Stephen Colbert’s CBS Time Slot: “My Hand Is Already Up”
The comic and media mogul already has his 'Comics Unleashed' show on CBS at 12:30. What's an hour difference anyway?www.hollywoodreporter.com
How are his ratings now. I can’t see 11:35 helping.
It would be a windfall for Kimmel as his ratings would soar.It's not ratings, it's money. Remember, during the Kimmel fiasco, someone asked about clearing the show later? The difference between what you can charge for advertising in an 11:35 show vs a 12:35 show is huge.
If CBS moved Byron, it'd be a windfall for him.
It would be a windfall for Kimmel as his ratings would soar.
CBS will not turn over 11:35 again. They did it with Letterman not again.
And CBS will definitely not give the hour to Allen.They've already announced that when Colbert leaves, "Late Night" ends. They do not intend to compete with Kimmel.
I wish they did, not for Comics Unleashed, but for Funny You Should Ask. I hardly get to watch it because of The Price Is Right airing at the same time here. Price has killed a lot of game shows over the years.And CBS will definitely not give the hour to Allen.
I hope they don't fil it with reruns long term.And CBS will definitely not give the hour to Allen.
I would imagine they already have something in mind to sell ads for.I hope they don't fil it with reruns long term.
And about 50 spin offs.They have like 20 years of NCIS they could run. 😂