I think "Big Hits" is an improvement over "Classic Top 40", and to promote it they should use TV spots featuring an overweight guy dancing to some of the station's music. But instead of having an ugly bottle cap tattoo emblazoned across his gut, for B1079 the flab should simply have "Big Hits" written on it, and then when the amply endowed dancing girl comes up beside him on the screen, wearing a bikini of course, below her chest instead of "Big Hits" it says "Big -- ", er, well, "Big (word that rhymes with 'Hits')". This way, in appealing to the lowest common denominator B107.9 can become even more like the Brew than it already is, to say nothing of the way that the station now resembles 91.5, 93.3, 94.7, 97.1, etc. as well.
Ah yes, the broad range of musical choices that are available on the Columbus FM band today -- ain't life grand?