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Coastin' With Ded Simons

DrAkbar

DrAkbar

The countdown to end of Ded Simon's talk show must have started at News 92~three, where Hip Hop used to live. How else do you explain Tuesday afternoon's lame duck topics on the Ded Simons' show? Toaster Topic One: Why did you move here from California? Toaster Topic Two: What's Your Favorite Airline? Nurse Jeff and I are beginning to think The Men In Secret Underwear will be bringing Ppppppreston Westmoreland back for the final send off before we get some meaningful talkers on KT'R. In the meantime, brace yourself for the following hot topics we're sure others will be posting......


Is it Arizona where you are?
 
I caught a bit of it, it was excruciating.

But sounded nice in FM.

"What was your favorite christmas toy? Talk about the biggest rainfall you had! Ever have guests to dinner and screw up the roast?"


Hilarity ensues.
 
This thread brought to you by Bill Johnson's Big Apple, serving the same people for the last 70 years, just like KTAR.
 
Legend City said:
This thread brought to you by Bill Johnson's Big Apple, serving the same people for the last 70 years, just like KTAR.
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Hey, it gets Pat a free lunch. And don't forget Ky-Ko (Pat's home roof repair), Hanny's (Pat's leisure suits), Mehagian's (Pat's Magnavox home entertainment center), some water softener whose name escapes me...


Paul Boomer said:
I thought it was "Darrell and Carlo".

(BTW, I hear he really hates when people say that.)
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Then he ought to love reading this board! ;D
 
Pat's gotta pay off that free 8 Track player he got from Mehagian's which is sitting in his Lennar home!

Oh, and that bit he does where he can't understand Monty from Ky-Ko? Its as funny the 900th time as it was the first (which is to say, not funny)
 
Then he ought to love reading this board!
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Heh. And you just *know* he will...

This thread brought to you by Bill Johnson's Big Apple, serving the same people for the last 70 years, just like KTAR.
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I have no idea who Pat is, have never heard KTAR, and can only guess about Bill Johnson's. But damn, this thread's funnier than anything I've heard on radio in quite some time.
 
Pat's gotta pay off that free 8 Track player he got from Mehagian's which is sitting in his Lennar home!

He dropped it in his Howard Olson pool!

But not to worry, Cap'n Stupor can always get an equity loan from Western Savings or Valley National Bank.
 
The same 5 people, saying the same 5 things.

Oops. Now it's 6 things.

Thank God for KTAR FM. Without it, these hacks would have absolutely nothing to say.
 
Ded had a barnburner of a show today.

"how about those Suns, do you think they will win tonite?"

Do you think that suckup earned him a free ticket?

Coming up tomorrow, "Clear tape, or masking tape, what do you like better?"
 
I heard an absolutely riveting Pat promo the other day during AM drive
on KT'R News 92.3 (paraphrasing)...

"This morning at nine--where you can go out to eat on Christmas Eve,
where you can go to eat on Christmas Day..."

Wow, that sounded like compelling talk radio! I'm now in a huge state
of depression because I was unable to listen in. (Sarcasm mode now
being turned off...click! ;D)
 
McBland is to talk radio what The Family Circus is to cutting edge graphic art.

I heard some of his schmooze fest of resturants, and surprise! Eddie Mateney called in, and they had a love fest on air about how great each other was.

Again, its as if Pat reads this board and deliberately goes out of his way to live up to the stereotype.
 
And according to David Eduardo's reading of the chicken bones and entrails ....

The Valley of the Sun is eating it up. KFYI's tired, discredited tubthumpers are sucking the 14th teat, as they would say at 48th Street and Washington.

I guess you guys (a) have nothing else to moan about and (b) are out of the loop.

McMahon et al may bore you, but he's burying the drug addled Viagra addict stuck in AM.
 
And according to David Eduardo's reading of the chicken bones and entrails ....

Nurse Jeff and I are feeling warm & fuzzy inside knowing that you and the Old Gringo have patched things up this Christmas.

We advised the CCU Suits to dump KISS, move MIX to 104.7 and give KFWhyE 96.9 long before News 92~3, where Hip Hop used to live, hit the air. Unlike TMISU, the Suits can't justify sacrificing a revenue generating station for the sake of keeping their talk station competitive. Less you forget, The Men In Secret Underwear paid as much for 92~three as they paid for 6~twenty, 8~sixty AND 98~seven. That's about $150m in one year.

And if FM is the salvation for KT'R, whattya think will happen when KFWhyEye moves to the same band? Will static free reception and an illuminated stereo light save Capn' Stupor from sounding like Paul Harvey's dad? The Nurse and I think not!

Feliz Navidad a nuestro amigo en Puerto Hueneme y esperamos que tenga un ano nuevo muy mal! Mil besos de Akbar 'n Jeff XOXOXO!
 
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