You live within range of a Charlotte -- no, make that a Charlotte AREA -- radio station. I'm sorry. There are 2.8 million people in the Charlotte metro, and who knows how many more on the fringes. Someone can tell exactly where you live based on that info? Let's give it a try.
OK, I've Googled "Charlotte suburbs,"and the first one that came up was Davidson. I then called up a Google map and picked a street in Davidson. OK, let's say Concord Road. Now, where on Concord Road in Davidson might Chimp live? Well, the first three letters in Chimp are CHI, alphabetically 389. Got it! You live at 389 Concord Road, Davidson, North Carolina! Am I right? No? Am I close? No? Well, geez, now I'll have to find another suburb to search. Fort Mill, South Carolina ... hmmmm.