Remind me to call the phone company and let them know that Satan is in their phone system and see what they say. 
Of course, I'm more inclined to think Satan runs the phone company....at least the "customer no-service" department. That and the cable company too...
> Oh, you're going to love this!
>
> My wife was listening to K-Love over the weekend and their
> cash flow must have slowed. So they went to their "I need
> cash in a hurry" playbook and pulled out this gem:
>
> "We just found out that we're having some problems with our
> phone lines. That explains why we are not at our goal.
> Satan is in our phone system so go to the internet and
> pledge on our website because Satan can't take down the
> whole internet?"
>
> I've had phone problems before and the phone company has
> given me some excuses but never once have they blamed the
> Prince of Darkness.
>
> On top of that...if Satan did indeed take it upon himself to
> disrupt their telephone service, why on earth would he not
> be able to interrupt their online service? Do they think
> the internet is such new technology that Satan couldn't
> figure it out?
>
> I guess if you're a "real" Christian you will be rallied to
> stomp out Satan by logging on and passing them your credit
> card number. That'll show the Devil! They were having a
> real holy war in northern California...or Texas...or the
> Hillbilly Ranch...or whichever non-local location they were
> broadcasting from.
>
> How about this...maybe K-Love has already tapped all their
> listeners for cash and the river is dry. Maybe these poor
> saps who feel the need to pay for what others provide for
> free are all out of money. They can't support ministries
> saving starving children around the world because they're
> PAYING FOR RADIO!!!
>
>
> > > > Maybe I'm being picky here.
> > > >
> > > > I find it interesting (and pretty discouraging) that
> so
> > > many
> > > > don't think twice about dis-respecting over half of
> our
> > > > industry by refering to shar-a-thons as "Beg-a-thons.'
>
> > > >
> > >
> > > I heard Dick Jenkins, the president of K-Love, on the
> air
> > a
> > > few mornings ago begin his pitch saying that "last night
>
> > > 2/3's of the world went to bed hungry." He went on to
> say
> >
> > > how blessed we are living here in the US (which I agree
> > > with) and then said that because of our wealth we should
>
> > > give money to K-Love. I may be mistaken but didn't he
> > > mention billions of people starving...and then ask me to
>
> > > send money to his American radio station? I can't
> fathom
> > > that and to be honest, it make me sick!
> >
> > Honesty - what is that? Is that in EMF's directory? The
> barf
> > bag is close by.
> >
>
Of course, I'm more inclined to think Satan runs the phone company....at least the "customer no-service" department. That and the cable company too...
> Oh, you're going to love this!
>
> My wife was listening to K-Love over the weekend and their
> cash flow must have slowed. So they went to their "I need
> cash in a hurry" playbook and pulled out this gem:
>
> "We just found out that we're having some problems with our
> phone lines. That explains why we are not at our goal.
> Satan is in our phone system so go to the internet and
> pledge on our website because Satan can't take down the
> whole internet?"
>
> I've had phone problems before and the phone company has
> given me some excuses but never once have they blamed the
> Prince of Darkness.
>
> On top of that...if Satan did indeed take it upon himself to
> disrupt their telephone service, why on earth would he not
> be able to interrupt their online service? Do they think
> the internet is such new technology that Satan couldn't
> figure it out?
>
> I guess if you're a "real" Christian you will be rallied to
> stomp out Satan by logging on and passing them your credit
> card number. That'll show the Devil! They were having a
> real holy war in northern California...or Texas...or the
> Hillbilly Ranch...or whichever non-local location they were
> broadcasting from.
>
> How about this...maybe K-Love has already tapped all their
> listeners for cash and the river is dry. Maybe these poor
> saps who feel the need to pay for what others provide for
> free are all out of money. They can't support ministries
> saving starving children around the world because they're
> PAYING FOR RADIO!!!
>
>
> > > > Maybe I'm being picky here.
> > > >
> > > > I find it interesting (and pretty discouraging) that
> so
> > > many
> > > > don't think twice about dis-respecting over half of
> our
> > > > industry by refering to shar-a-thons as "Beg-a-thons.'
>
> > > >
> > >
> > > I heard Dick Jenkins, the president of K-Love, on the
> air
> > a
> > > few mornings ago begin his pitch saying that "last night
>
> > > 2/3's of the world went to bed hungry." He went on to
> say
> >
> > > how blessed we are living here in the US (which I agree
> > > with) and then said that because of our wealth we should
>
> > > give money to K-Love. I may be mistaken but didn't he
> > > mention billions of people starving...and then ask me to
>
> > > send money to his American radio station? I can't
> fathom
> > > that and to be honest, it make me sick!
> >
> > Honesty - what is that? Is that in EMF's directory? The
> barf
> > bag is close by.
> >
>