> > > Fall book starts tomorrow...any predictions?
> >
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> "1370 Connection" will seek a new host as Bob Smith leaves
> WXXI to team up with Cheech and Chong in the making of a new
> album entitled " Earache my a$$".
Close. We're actually going to be the new morning show at K-Rock in New York when Howard Stern leaves at the end of the year. David Lee Roth, eat your heart out!
> Meanwhile Bob will be named as Rush Limbaugh’s replacement
> while Rush is working at his part-time job as a pharmacist
> at Rite Aid.
Is it really true he was seen going into Rite Aid HQ with a sign around his neck saying, "Will Work for OxyContin"?
> Classical music formats will be replaced by the new format
> "All Liberace, All The Time".
Some say weekend public TV has already become "All Lawrence Welk All The Time"... ;-)
> One person will actually be able to hear 950-AM in their
> car, as they travel next to the station's transmitter site.
Only on day pattern and only when the wind is blowing east-to-west across Clinton Avenue South. ;-)
> There will be no pledge drives this fall on NPR affiliates.
> Instead the announcing staff will stand outside with signs
> around their necks that read “ Will Broadcast for Food”.
Don't give the front office any ideas...
> Raises, bonuses and health benefits will be removed from
> station manuals. In their place will include the words
> indentured servitude, cheap, give and take (you give..
> management takes)
You've obviously been looking at the Clear Channel employee manual. ;-)
> Scott Fybush will buy the Democrat and Chronicle newspaper
> and turn it into a poodle grooming parlor.
>
There are those who believe this has already happened, at least when you look at its entertainment and media coverage (or lack thereof)...