Fantastic word game

[quadraphonic]

The difference between a safe, happy parking lot and a vile, dank, dirty, unhappy, dangerous parking lot is often determined by the people who work there.

 

[dmargalotti]

The people who work there know there is video surveillance throughout the store 24-hours a day so the thought of stealing a case of water bottles would never cross their minds.

 

[WMC2006]

Minds apparently stopped working after dmargalotti's last contribution which means either everyone has been suddenly too busy to post since 3 this afternoon or no one could come up with something to go with minds.

 

[Silkie]

Something to go with minds would be hearts, but then some people are too busy airing that everything about everything, everywhere, is all about them.

 

[WMC2006]

Everything about everything, everywhere, is all about them, except here where we are all about the kids, band camp, Olivia, topless driving, and maybe even Megan.

 

[DToTheJ]

"The kids, band camp, Olivia, topless driving, and maybe even Megan," as evidenced by the lack of immediate responses, is not a preferred way to finish a FWG response, so on this, Howard Stern's birthday, I bring titties and beer.

 

[dmargalotti]

Titties and beer are not in keeping with our family values here at TFWG (or The FWG as some prefer) so perhaps we should instead celebrate with milk and cookies.

 

[quadraphonic]

Milk and cookies would have been a good snack last night, but I fell asleep before I had a chance to think about it.

 

[DToTheJ]

"Think About It" was a song released by Jamaican-born rapper Special Ed, off the album "Youngest In Charge."

 

[WMC2006]

In charge of a group of kids, Charles In Charge was a live-in babysitter who got to work with a young Nicole Eggert and also had a pretty catchy theme song.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLY05HtYP1g

That's what we need, a catchy theme song.

 

[quadraphonic]

A pretty catchy theme song also kicks off each episode of "Globe Trekker," which has several hosts, one's named Ian maybe, but the only one I can remember for sure is Megan McCormick.

 

[dmargalotti]

Megan McCormick may not be able to sing like Olivia Newton-John but she sure looks dang good on TV.

 

[Silkie]

TV has little to nothing to offer for people who don't find today's Hollyweird writers thoughtful, insightful or entertaining, which is why we have the library and band camp theater project.

 

[quadraphonic]

The library and band camp theater project designs were influenced by Frank Lloyd and his "Falling Water" house, and the FWG were pleasantly surprised by the performance of the first-time general contractor, Basnya.

 

[dmargalotti]

Basnya was going to fill in for me last weekend at Illusions but for some reason Kenny didn't want to work with him.

 

[DToTheJ]

Kenny didn't want to work with him because he wasn't saying the call letters properly.

 

[quadraphonic]

The call letters properly should be stated Kay-EFFFFF-Dubbel-Yoo-Gee."

 

[dmargalotti]

Kay-EFFFFF-Dubbel-Yoo-Gee is how the program director and the consultant want you to say the call letters and as you may have guessed, they want to make sure you place the proper emphasis on the "f".

 

[Silkie]

Place the proper emphasis on the "f", as well as speaking properly and taking all other parts of speech and letters of the alphabet seriously, instead of inviting men and lizards to stand in line for service with those "L's".

Of course, those who really don't have any respect for the profession, but merely have a job that is easily abused and used to play games with people's lives, whadda they care about building a career?

Silkie didn't capitalize the first letter. LOL

 

[dmargalotti]

With those "L's", you can type "LOL" which is internet jargon for laugh out loud unless of course you think something is exceptionally humorous in which case you can type ROTFL or ROTFLMFAO.