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Fantastic word game

Classic hits radio consultants probably also noticed that Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl" wasn't using a dedication to the Almighty to peddle lifestyle lifts, as if one's mug at that age was the only thing in need of a lift.

That's right, girls, now look in the full length mirror.
 
A lift is something you can get from a motorist if you're hitchhiking, something you can put in your shoe if you're short, and something you can ride on if you're in a department store in England.

And speaking of movies...my wife and I just saw Jersey Boys. The opening scenes take place in 1951. Frankie sings a line from the Rays' Silhouettes, a song which was released in 1957. And in the recording studio, before Bob Gaudio is asked to join the group, one of the guys mentions that Gaudio wrote Short Shorts for the Royal Teens and the song is "#2 with a bullet." The song never got higher than #3 on the Billboard chart. That was in February of 1958 and fast-moving songs did not have a special symbol until August of 1958, when stars were used. The stars were replaced by bullets in June of 1983. Hey, Eastwood---you should have hired me as a consultant!
 
In a department store in England, dmargalotti spent some time handing out information to shoppers detailing what PowerWorld and band camp can do for their children and he also invited them to contribute to TFWG (TFWG as I prefer).

By the way, seems I can't access the other site today, don't know why, it doesn't come up for me.
 
He also invited them to contribute to TFWG (TFWG as I prefer) but the British children turned down Mister dmargalotti's invitation because they believe that Americans are illiterate and do not know how to spell kerb, gaol, humour, honour, litre, centre, manoeuvre, licence and jewellery.

Mister WMC, that other site is inaccessible right now because the server is down. I get an "Error 523" message. Well, that certainly explains things!
 
Jewellery was harmful for Queen Victoria, who wore so many chains and brooches and necklaces and pendants that the extra weight led to her having severe back problems later in life and it is unfortunate that what happened to her did not discourage any modern-day rap singers from wanting to wear 50 pounds of gold chains and jewelry.

Note: the above has not been vetted for historical accuracy. WMC, that other site is back online now. "Steve, did you sign in with your other name just so you could tell me that without being so obvious that you're replying to your own post?" Ummmm.....
 
A bad back caused one of the soldiers on the front to tell his buddies that he couldn't side with them in the upcoming battle and, furthermore, if he wound up reaching the bottom he was likely to go over the top.
 
Over the top with some of his punnetry, LARR nevertheless soldiers on and still manages to come up with more of that stuff to entertain us.
 
A week or so ago I was called into a secret high level meeting at PowerWorld headquarters to give my expert opinion on several new business initiatives and while I am not at liberty to disclose any details at this time, I can tell you that one of the new business ventures being considered involves a topless driving theme park.
 
A topless driving theme park has been under secret high level discussion for approximately three weeks and didn't involve dmargalotti at first because he was away on one of his international band camp expeditions.

Since I am on vacation this week, we've brought dmargalotti into the discussion. And, yes, I'm on vacation but not in sunny Florida with the bikini chicks this time. I'm home awaiting some family visitors from another part of the country. Normally, in the old days, I would have alerted quadraphonic with a TPS Report but since quadraphonic went on sabattical and I'm doing the TPS Reports, I alerted myself. There is no official replacement for me this week since I'm staying local. However, if anyone needs some quiet time in my corner office, it's available.
 
One of his international band camp expeditions took him to a remote corner of northern Australia, where he developed a fascination with the low rumble of the didgeridoo.
 
The low rumble of the didgeridoo and the grinding of the hurdy gurdy reminded WMC of a Delhi marketplace, so he went out and bought many brightly colored shirts to wear for his guests.
 
His guests greatly appreciated the subcontinental theme, for among them were the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, retired tennis star Vijay Amritraj, and Sachin Tendulkar, the greatest cricket player ever.
 
The greatest cricket player ever was a violinist we called Jiminy, who arrived each July, and played under a bush, to let everyone know that autumn would arrive in about six weeks' time.
 
In about six weeks' time we will be smack dab in the middle of August which means our summer band camp session will be getting close to winding down and preparations will begin for our next group of kids to arrive for the fall session which this year begins right after Labor Day.
 


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