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Fantastic word game

After I jump into it, I can't swim in my pool because the contractor misread my instructions and made the pool eight inches deep instead of eight feet deep.

And I broke my ankle trying to do a cannonball!
 
Everyone in the band is dead so I guess they won't be doing any more live specials.

See what I did there? I got that in ahead of LARR who most assuredly would have said the same thing had he not been beating a dead horse or something or other. :D
 
Sucker minnows was the cute nickname that former FCC Chairman Newton Minow gave to his three daughters when they were nursing.

Yes, I know Minow spelled his name with only one "N" but this was the best I could come up with. And he and his wife do have three daughters---you can look it up! Minow is probably best known for calling television a "vast wasteland."
 
Members of the Grand Mystic Royal Order of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine, from Hahira, Georgia, were portrayed humorously in Ray Stevens' country hit, "Shriners Convention."

"This here's the Illustrious Potentate ... I said it's the Illustrious Potentate ... Dad blame it! This here's Bubba!"
 
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The Beverly Hillbillies did everything willy-nilly, what with Jethro acting silly, Elly Mae calling her critters shrilly, Granny wearing clothes that were frilly, and Jed often telling a folk tale that was really a dilly.

A decade later, they all liked Mickey Gilley.
 
Dill seed poisoning must be the reason I typed 'Jeb' rather than 'Jed' in my Beverly Hillbillies contribution but I appreciate that nobody called me out on it in front of everyone.

Then again, it could be that nobody noticed.
 
In front of everyone at the party, I put up a false front because I thought that was a lot easier than standing with my back to them and putting up a false back.

Mister WMC, I noticed your error but I just figured you were trying to imitate Endora, who could never get Darren's name right. :)
 
Sponsor me in next weekend's 10-kilometer Walk for Cancer Research, please, because I want to make a donation of $1,000,000 and I can do that if I can either get one million people to each pledge a dollar or get one person to pledge one million dollars.

Which would be easier?
 
A million years and then a few billion are how long some say the earth has rotated in its orbit, and it has lasted all those years until those same people said it couldn't.
 
Those same people said it couldn't reach 3000 pages who had earlier said that The Fantastic Word Game couldn't reach 1000 pages or 2000 pages, and now we're well on our way to 4000 pages, which is much more than the number of pages who work at the United States Capitol building.

And those guys don't even use boldface!
 
Headquarters at Control featured the Cone of Silence, where everyone went, knowing that Control was also a regular visiting spot for Kaos to organize chaos.
 


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