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He also completely disappeared from this site along with disappearing from inside a large milk can, from inside a locked safe, from inside a sealed tank filled with water and from inside a strait jacket while suspended in a wooden box above the stage, but no matter how many times Harry Houdini disappeared, the Internal Revenue Service always managed to find him.
 
The Internal Revenue Service always managed to find him, penalize him, and do whatever was necessary to make sure he always payed the due for all his back taxes.
 
Taxes were filed by me this year but since I made so little I got every penny back.

Which came to something like $102 or so. That's about two weeks of groceries.
 
I got every penny back on this year's income taxes and I had enough money to buy a football card of Peyton Manning, my favorite quarterback, and my friend wanted to buy a football card of his favorite quarterback but when he filed his tax return, he was expecting to get all his money back but he got only half back.

I hope you all appreciate the effort I put into that one! :)
 
Half back isn't that great because I was expecting a lot more but I guess I gotta deal with what I got.

The "Ken Jennings" guy was SSummers. We nicknamed him SKenJenningsSummers. I think dmargalotti came up with that. He might still be on RD. His presence at TFWG, while overall not very lengthy, as a very dark period at TFWG. I very definitely thought the entire thread would end up on the TIO board. I shudder every time I think of it.
 
Bikes are a specialty ride for scanman and darth, and trikes are the specialty ride for the kiddies when they start arriving over the weekend.
 
For all who used All to help me clean all my clothes after I and all my friends were involved in a free-for-all at the All-Star Game, I offer all my thanks to one and all.

Jeff, even if no one else got your "drive me nuts" joke, I did. Here is a similar one: "Do you shower naked?" "Of course." "That shows you're nuts." (The gag works better when spoken.)
 
One and all who have volunteered to help at the July 4th Weekend Band Camp Fest is much appreciated.

You will find your band camp assignment in your company email. I'm happy to report that LARR, Jeff, scanman, Miss Silkie, Kenny and myself are all volunteering as well as countless PowerWorld associates. I didn't see Darth's name on the volunteer list but I have a sneaking suspicion that he and/or the IT boys will be around keeping an eye on things behind the scenes.
 
Clean with Easy-Off oven cleaner and you will find that the inside of your oven will be spotless but if you use Easy-Off on a copy of the Eagles' Take It Easy, you will be left with only Take It.

Get it? And while we're doing our cleaning, you can all clean the LARadioRewind name from your e-mail lists. Since 2003, I have written the daily Rewind feature for Don Barrett's LARadio.com but after 18 years he will shut the site down, probably on July 10. With no more columns to write, I won't be needing the Rewind screen name or e-mail address. You will continue to see the Fun Factoids and the horrible puns but they will now appear under the Thomps2525 name. And thank you, Jeff, for the 4th of July wishes. I plan to celebrate by shooting off my mouth and wearing my hair in bangs.
 
Take it or leave it, LARR, but I will continue to call you LARR because that's who you are and I'm the Game Czar which means [bI can[/b]. :D

But, SERIOUSLY, you should email the RD people and ask them to combine your numbers (number of posts) from LARR into the Thomps account so you don't lose that. But I think you should keep LARR because then it looks like we have more contributors.

Maybe we should all send emails to this Don Barrett guy and tell him to continue his site. I'm sure he'll listen to us. :D
 
I can certainly get used to referring to our friend Steve as Thomps since I know, regardless of what handle he goes by, we'll still get the Fun Factoids and excellent puns we've all come to know and love!

Happy Fourth of July to one and all! Make it a safe and fun holiday!
 
The Fun Factoids and excellent puns we've all come to know and love will continue here on the Fantastic Word Game, although each of you will be required to pay an annual fee of $75 beginning in January, a fee which I'm certain that you all will agree is well worth paying in order to be able to learn useless trivia and to be able to read horrible puns which you will be too embarrassed to share with any of your friends.

Today's Fun Factoid: The credit card with the highest annual fee is the American Express Centurion card, made of titanium and introduced in 1999. Cardholders pay a one-time "joining fee" of $5000 and an annual fee of $2500. Yikes!
 
Any of your friends who pay an annual fee of $75 for free factoids and puns will be come the butt of jokes for a very long time.

Things went very well today on the first day of the 2015 July 4th Band Camp Summer Fest. I've been around camp several times and seen all of you at one point or another. It was good to see LARR entertaining the families as they entered the camp. The new guy, Thomps, was right there along with him. That was weird because I thought they were the same person. Saw both Jeff and scanman helping out in the cafeteria. I think they were both trying to impress the caf ladies. And great to see Miss Silkie and the lovely young library interns cooking up a storm.
 
A very long time was spent by Mister WMC sweeping a year's accumulation of bad puns off the floor of the Band Camp meeting hall but the job had to be done so the chairs and tables could be set up prior to the serving of the "Welcome, Campers!" banquet which Jeff is preparing in the cafeteria, although, knowing Jeff, I have a feeling his "banquet" will consist of Banquet frozen dinners.
 


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