Indeed it is I, your long lost Band Camp Director and it's good to see you again.
So last November 14th, I was on a trip to Western Europe to scout out the location for a new band camp. As I drove along a country road late at night in a remote area of northern Italy, I saw some strange glowing lights in the sky. I stopped my car and got out to take a look as the lights drew closer. It was at that moment that my car engine died, the lights went off, street lights dimmed, and my cell phone with which I was trying to capture some pictures of the lights in the sky went completely black. With no place to run, and no place to hide, I stood there transfixed by the illuminated orbs that seemed to move in complete silence. The last thing I remember is one of them hovering directly above my head as a brilliant white light beamed down from the orb. And that's it. Yesterday, I woke up back home in my bed. For a moment I thought it had all just been a crazy dream. Then I realized that nearly 8 months and 150-plus pages of TFWG (or the FWG as some prefer) had passed by. Weird, isn't it?