Fantastic word game

[WMC2006]

For now, dmargalotti, you will have to play with your toy boats in your bathtub or swimming pool.

I'll try to schedule one of the lovely young library interns to dress up as Julie Your Cruise Director from The Love Boat.

 

[ron]

Your bathtub or swimming pool isn't such a great vacation get-a-way, but it kind of helps to get you there if close your eyes and put some Jimmy Buffett on the turntable.

 

[dmargalotti]

Some Jimmy Buffett on the turntable will probably make me want a cheeseburger even though I'm not in paradise.

 

[CTListener]

"Paradise by the Dashboard Light, by Meat Loaf, features an extended bit of baseball play-by-play by Phil Rizzuto, who reportedly had no idea that the baseball terms he was reciting were all metaphors for sex.

 

[WMC2006]

Metaphors For Sex (MFS as some preferred) was almost a new offering at PowerWorld University (PU as most prefer) a few years ago but the Board of Governors decided against it at the eleventh hour.

It would have been taught by our punnetry pal LARR/Thomps. So with all that sudden extra time on his hands, he instead restarted the Impossible Trivia Game for a short while before disappearing into the interweb netherlands.

 

[dmargalotti]

The eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month is Armistice Day which marks the end of World War I.

 

[WMC2006]

The end of World War I meant that dmargalotti could once again set out on his international band camp expeditions.

Whoda thunk back then that in 2020 he would be on the sidelines once again due to this little pandemic thing.

And speaking of pandemics, it's the 80s Rockfest livestream from the new Illusions tomorrow night with kenny, Dave and me. See ya there and have a great weekend!!!

 

[scanman1]

International band camp expeditions will resume once the pandemic subsides.

 

[CTListener]

Once the pandemic subsides, we'll probably have to deal with the long-feared invasion of the murder hornets.

 

[scanman1]

Hornets are very protective of their nests, so removing them must be done carefully.

 

[WMC2006]

Carefully plan any gatherings by restricting the number of people allowed, keeping them socially distanced, making sure everyone is wearing a mask or some type of facial covering, and santizing the mechanical bull after each use.

Welcome to page 3,876.

 

[scanman1]

Use your defensive driving skills to get to your destination safely, especially while rolling down a busy street.

 

[ron]

Rolling down a busy street isn't as good of a song title as Dancing in the Street, or better yet, Rocking Down the Highway

 

[dmargalotti]

Rocking Down the Highway is easier than Dancing On the Ceiling because it doesn't require the ability to defy the laws of gravity.

 

[ron]

The laws of gravity were definately being defied by the group that sang Rockin' Down The Highway, hence their name The Doobie Brothers.

 

[WMC2006]

The Doobie Brothers are all PowerWorld band camp graduates but they have never paid it forward by appearing at a band camp show.

Unlike The Lovely Olivia and The Lovely Megan who always pay it forward and have appeared frequently over the years.

 

[scanman1]

A band camp show attended in person could be possible sometime next year.

 

[CTListener]

Sometime next year, we may be able to look back on all this and laugh.

 

[dmargalotti]

Laugh tracks are frequently used in television sitcoms because the writers know the jokes are so bad that no real person would every actually think they were funny.

 

[ron]

Funny Face by Donna Fargo and Funny Face by The Kinks, are two songs with the word Funny in the title.