Fantastic word game

[WMC2006]

Very funny holiday picnic stories were shared earlier today at the band camp pool party festivities.

 

[scanman1]

Festivities over a long holiday weekend are very much enjoyed.

 

[CTListener]

Enjoyed in the hills and hollers of Arkansas this holiday weekend are festivities such as Cousin Marryin', Tobacky Spittin' and Rebel Flag Raisin'.

 

[dmargalotti]

Raisin' a ruckus is what some of the locals were doing last night which would have been fine, except I wasn't invited to join them.

 

[Stuart]

I wasn't invited to join them because my parents thought I might say something to embarrass them. 🗨️

 

[WMC2006]

To embarrass them in front of their parents (but in a good way), I told the band campers that I would run around campus dressed in a chicken costume while spraying the parents with silly string.

 

[scanman1]

Silly string is a fun thing for youngsters to use to cover their friends.

 

[Stuart]

"Friends" was a popular television show that I never watched because the characters were so whiney about everything. 😭

 

[WMC2006]

The characters were so whiney about everything is not something that I recall about that show.

 

[scanman1]

That show was so excellent, I went to see it again.

 

[CTListener]

I went to see it again, and the characters whined just as much as they had the first time.

 

[dmargalotti]

The first time I saw The Rockford Files, I knew I wanted to live in a trailer near the beach and drive a Pontiac Firebird just like James Garner.

 

[CTListener]

James Garner Ted Armstrong could be a Jeopardy! "Before and After," combining the names of an actor and a televangelist.

 

[Silkie]

A televangelist is nobody without the Gospel without watering it down.

 

[dmargalotti]

Without watering it down, a Slip N' Slide is more like a Stick N' Stuck and nobody wants that.

 

[CTListener]

"That plate is hot," warned the waitress, just as I touched it and burned my fingers.

 

[Stuart]

My fingers used to do the walking through The Yellow Pages.🟨

 

[dmargalotti]

The Yellow Pages were usually paired with the White Pages which contained the phone number of everyone living in your area code unless you opted to pay to have an unlisted number.

 

[Stuart]

An unlisted number could be found in mere seconds by using the inter webs. 🖥️

 

[WMC2006]

The inter webs are all atwitter over everyone's continued use and excitement of TFWG, the world's longest word and sentence-writing internet game.

Get it? Inter webs? A-Twitter? Get it?