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Our good friends at RadioDiscussions and PowerWorld LLC. would appreciate your full cooperation and assistance in keeping those titillating snapshots of Miss Silkie decked out in full leather from being leaked.
 
The board of directors, being made up of middle-aged males, is unlikely to do much about the scandalous Silkie snapshots but ogle them, drooling, thus underscoring its woeful lack of diversity.
 
Diversity of the choices available in Miss Silkie's stunning wardrobe collection include a tight pair of Rocky Mountains, a rather luxurious pair of gold hoop earrings and a stunning halter top with a plunging neckline that leaves very little to the imagination.
 
The imagination allows us to form powerful images in our minds, but based on what rosecitymedia shared about Miss Silkie, I'm beginning to wonder about his well-being.

Objectifying the only female contributor here isn't cool,, guys. Come on, we don't need to get HR involved, do we?
 
His well-being is the same as always, given the cheese remains only halfway slipped off the cracker.

I hope you didn't expect me to objectify one of the other fellers here. My rope don't lasso that way, partner.
 
No sound was ever heard coming from the Linguistics office, but everyone who worked in the building still knew something was up when the Game Czar suddenly rushed in his door and the blinds were quickly drawn.

Given the Director's penchant for the game of baseball, the first question that naturally pops into the warped mind of this cracker (redneck, as I prefer) is exactly who was on the mound delivering screwballs and who was behind the plate giving the signs?
 
Figures that rosecity would make stuff up about Miss Silkie since he has pretty much cornered the market on doing that to everyone else here.

I agree with dmargalotti. Next step is to involve HR.
 
Everyone else here knows that you, and you alone, are the only one with whom I take issue.

What exactly is HR going to do? I'm a freelance independent contractor, partner. I'm certainly not on the PowerWorld payroll. Hell, I may just pull out my rope and lasso the whole doggone department.
 
Issue after swimsuit issue, Sports Illustrated used to objectify women by posing them in skimpy swimsuits, then, the very next week, print letters of shock and outrage from school librarians.
 
Librarians around the world follow the excellent standards set by our own Miss Silkie who also serves as Director of Fun and Chief Mixologist.
 
Chief Mixologist is difficult and demanding role at any event. Personally, even if the majority of guests simply want to be poured a glass of wine, I find that the title requires so much attention to duty that normal interaction and conversation with guests is difficult at best to achieve.
 
To achieve a meaningful contribution that doesn't earn you any demerits or timeouts, please remember the one-sentence rule.

Welcome Plate Blocker! Thanks for dropping in. We hope you will become a regular around here. I will caution you however that you will probably get called into the Game Czar's corner office sometime later today for a rules infraction. Hopefully he will go easy on you since you're new. It all depends on how much fiber he's had today and how much sleep he got last night.
 
The one-sentence rule means that when you post to the Fantastic Word Game, (or TFWG, as some prefer) you must use one sentence and one sentence only, and this includes a ban on the dreaded semicolon.
 


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