Fantastic word game

[scanman1]

Stones must be tossed with care in order to avoid breaking windows.

 

[WMC2006]

Windows that were boarded up in some of the campus buildings over the last several weeks have been opened up to enjoy the campus views and the upcoming better weather.

 

[scanman1]

Better weather is on the way, as indicated by the increase of chirping birds.

 

[Ed Nielson]

Chirping birds and basket weavers and mechanical bulls and petite blonde interns were all living rent-free inside his head for so long that he finally screamed "They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!"

Too many gummies, do you think?

 

[WMC2006]

"They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!" is what was going on in my own head when I left TFWG a few weeks ago thinking I would never return.

 

[quadraphonic]

Disregard. My browser did not give me two pages until after I had posted about "stones." Sigh.

 

[quadraphonic]

I would never return a gift from a friend, but a lot of people seem to just want the money.

 

[scanman1]

The money was received right after the job was completed.

 

[CTListener]

The job was completed but I'm still waiting to get paid for it, so I guess I'd better call that guy at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue or down in Mar-a-Lago to remind him.

 

[dmargalotti]

Remind him that it's his turn to pay for breakfast at Denny's.

 

[scanman1]

breakfast at Denny's will commence late Saturday night/early Sunday morning.

 

[WMC2006]

Morning breakfast at Denny's is a great way to start your day following a night of dancing and music at CT's fave hangout.

Psst. scanman. Capitalize that first letter before CT sees it.

 

[dmargalotti]

CT's fave hangout probably isn't where you think it is.

 

[WMC2006]

Is it anywhere near Wolcott, Connecticut?

 

[dmargalotti]

Wolcott, Connecticut is roughly 2,000 miles from Wolcott, Colorado which was apparently named after Edward O. Wolcott who was a U.S. Senator from Colorado.

 

[scanman1]

A U.S. Senator from Colorado chastised me for repeating that same mistake.

I'll just issue myself some demerits.

 

[WMC2006]

That same mistake won't be made next time by scanman because his security guys, close friends and family members, and even some kind of AI thing will be right there to correct him if needed.

 

[scanman1]

If needed for cleanup, napkins are available in my glove box.

 

[WMC2006]

My glove box holds my vehicle's owner's manual, some mechanic invoices, kleenex, a flashlight, some pens, a stale cookie or two, a couple of old maps, and a few pieces of blank paper, but no gloves.

 

[quadraphonic]

No gloves fit some former running back-murderers after they had several years to deteriorate, or as some would call it "to cure."

Might should have spelled that with a K for Kardashian.