Fantastic word game

[Anyacat]

Knowledge is power

 

[WMC2006]

Power is awesome.

 

[Basnya]

Awesome and awful share the same root but mean completely different things

 

[WMC2006]

Things like that are completely useless.

 

[dmargalotti]

Useless knowledge occupies most of my brain cells.

 

[quadraphonic]

Brain cells, along with pitches for woo and a lot of time, are going to waste here.

 

[raptusregaliter]

Here I sit, brokenhearted.

[Visit a Men's Room near you for the second half of this popular couplet. Anyacat, you can email me. ;D]

 

[Anyacat]

Brokenhearted rhymes with dearly departed.

 

[raptusregaliter]

Departed is a common funeral home euphemism.

 

[Basnya]

Euphemism is one of those words I always have a difficult time thinking of a substitute for and so is thesaurus.

 

[dmargalotti]

Thesaurus to me always sounded like it should be the name of a dinosaur with a lisp.

 

[Stuart]

(This is not going to be one of my fine thought out sentences, I was away all day :'( and I missed everyone on this thread, even WMC )

Lisp related blogs are available on Google.

*I know, I should have stayed away!

 

[YEKIMI]

GOOGLE this thread and you may find the pages are up to 250!

 

[WMC2006]

250 pages is the length of a good book.

 

[dmargalotti]

"Book 'em Danno" is one of the greatest lines in TV show history.

 

[Anyacat]

History is repeated when people refuse to learn.

 

[raptusregaliter]

Learn how to fish on your own and you'll never have anyone trying to give you a fish or teach you how to fish.

 

[YEKIMI]

FISH was the name of a character on Barney Miller and was played by Abe VIGODA

 

[Stuart]

Abe Vigoda is often mistaken for being dead, yet he is very much alive. ;D

 

[dmargalotti]

Alive while tied to a stake is how the witches were supposedly burned in Salem, Massachusetts.