El Paso and the Mexican girl, it turns out, according to my journals, didn't really happen to me, but it DID happen to Marty Robbins.
Hey, don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Game messed up? Takes your quarter? Ask the man at the desk, he'll reset it for ya.
Just don't forget to take pee breaks. High score can't fix a distended bladder and soiled pants and/or shoes.
I'm as go-along-to-get-along as the next guy when it comes to any other topic, I just think the TFWG is special.
This place needs a hardass
, and Shirley Booth is dead, so she's not available. :'(
I wish somebody else would step up and defend the TFWG's once-sterling reputation. :'( But it's all me, I guess.
Oh well, Friends are for the outside!

Hey, don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Game messed up? Takes your quarter? Ask the man at the desk, he'll reset it for ya.
Just don't forget to take pee breaks. High score can't fix a distended bladder and soiled pants and/or shoes.
I'm as go-along-to-get-along as the next guy when it comes to any other topic, I just think the TFWG is special.
This place needs a hardass
I wish somebody else would step up and defend the TFWG's once-sterling reputation. :'( But it's all me, I guess.
Oh well, Friends are for the outside!