An exclusive concert and some Greased Lightning are two ways to cheer WMC up, although his shorts do seem tied into a knot these days, what with people naming themselves to executive offices that don't exist and other sundry offenses.
(Travel Tip: As you know, Rome never completely conquered the Germans, which accounts for Kaiser Wilhelm I and II, Goethe, Nietzsche, Hitler, and Erich von Stroheim, however, in Obernhain, a small town outside of Frankfurt, there is a wonderfully restored Roman village. Although it was restored in the 19th Century, one still gets a good idea of what a Roman village looked like and what it contained.)