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Fantastic word game

Proctologist is not the most glamorous job title, so they will sometimes refer to themselves as comprehensive physicians.

...because they view their patients as a (w)hole. ;D

Thanks for listening. Try the veal. And make sure to tip your waitress. I'll be at the Chuckle Barn all week.
 
Comprehensive Physicians, aka proctologist, have been called upon to solve the occasional male mystery disorder of the never ending ribbon, only to finally pull out a bouquet of flowers; and when asked by the patient where they came from the Comprehensive Physician can only reply, "I don't know, there isn't a card".
 
"I don't know, there isn't a card" said Silkie as her insanely jealous husband demanded to know who had sent her a dozen long-stemmed roses.

Nice touch WMC, but watch out...you could be playing with fire my boy.
 
"You Might Think" was a hit in 1984 for rock/pop band The Cars, and was their first to peak at #1 in the Billboard Mainstream Rock Tracks chart.
 
All the good rock songs have been done is a statement of opinion which, in fact, tends to be highly obvious if anyone's paid attention, in recent years, to Portland's sucky "music scene".

(Yeah, I need to get up on my soap-box here and rant vis-a-vis the above point:

PDX, by my opinion, really hasn't seriously "rocked" since Paul Revere and the Raiders flew the coop at least a couple of generations ago......sorry, I don't qualify acts exempli gratia The Shins as being "rock". More like "the same old bland, banal crap that's been done at least 10,000,000,000 times already if not more". People here seem to go on and on and on ad nauseam as to how "wonderful" and "diverse" and "innovative" and "whatever other hopeful marketroid buzzword you want to throw out there" about Portland's local music set. They really are only fooling themselves using such conjecture in their advertising.

I find it, therefore, unsurprising that Oregon Public Broadcasting carries its "OPB Music" audio programme on a SAP channel of one of its ATSC subs and as an IBAC secondary on FM! There's nothing really "rockin'" to listen to here anymore, it seems. You really have to go to Seattle for that..............

What? SEA had Hendrix and Nirvana, not PDX!

Yes, I do realise this is a blanket statement. Had to get it off my back sooner or later because it's been bugging me for years. So sue me!)
 
Portland's sucky "music scene" surely deserves scorn and derision, and maybe one day it will make a comeback the likes of which have never before been witnessed by the music industry, but it seems as if "music scene" and "comeback" are mutually exclusive these days.
 
Mutually exclusive these days as well is the nasty little girl band camp way up the road claiming to have a magical music man, while our band camp genuinely has Merlin, who will be waking up, looking for his blankie soon.

:-* :-* :-*​
 
Merlin, who will be waking up, looking for his blankie soon, was the inspiration for TFWG Band Camp graduate Ann Wilson and TFWG Health Camp graduate Nancy Wilson to band together to write their seminal AOR hit "Magic Man."
 
"Magic Man" is indeed by Ann and Nancy Wilson, of Heart, who should not be confused with Brian Wilson's daughter, Carnie Wilson, whose career was made into more than it was in the 90s, and who has had more issues than you can shake a stick at, even as she helped to form the group Wilson Phillips with her sister and a friend from the old neighborhood.
 
A friend from the old neighborhood, a Comprehensive Physican by trade, dropped by to ask what bug crawled up Darth's (w) hole. ;D


Darth was a nicer guy when he was merely giving us a verbal class about his vacation. :D
 
What bug crawled up Darth's (w) hole is not going to be the topic for too long is it, because I think we should get back to talking about Olivia Newton-John and band camp.
 
Olivia Newton-John and band camp Remines me of when I went camping when I was 13 and heard "Please Mister Please" in my tent for the first time on my transister radio in 1975, and became a fan of hers then, This last Sunday I heard that song on Casey Kasem's classic AT40 of the 70s.
 
Olivia Newton-John and band camp Remines me of when I went camping when I was 13 and heard "Please Mister Please" in my tent for the first time on my transister radio in 1975, and became a fan of hers then, This last Sunday I heard that song on Casey Kasem's classic AT40 of the 70s.

Sorry Ken...you get a good mark for creativity and originality but you clearly violated the one sentence rule. Therefore I am required by "the rules" to resume the game with the previous post.

Olivia Newton-John and band camp will still be topics of discussion in this thread well beyond the 1,000 page milestone for which WMC is planning a week-long celebration that will include concerts, parades, and of course a massive fireworks display just for Anyacat.
 


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