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Fantastic word game

Zoo animals such as goats tend to stick their faces out of the penned area to munch on the gold satin sash about my waist on my newly made dress, as if shoe theft was not bad enough.
 
What the heck is topdoneness, she wailed reaching for dictionary.

(I'm bored with the zoo, the farm and the cafe. I am just plain bored.)
 
Dictionary entries reveal that What the heck is Topdoneness equates to all things PowerWorld that is or are or were started, modified, or relinquished at or from the top of the TFWG Board of Directors.


Contrary to popular belief, it has NOTHING to do with the eventual conclusion of the upcoming Anyacat's Topless Route 66 Journey of Instant Gratification Trivia and Tourism Tips.
 
The top of the TFWG Board of Directors building features a dome depicting an image of Olivia Newton-John dancing in the outfit she wore in her video from the song "Physical" while surrounded by The Solid Gold Dancers.

Wow, I posted this over an hour ago...went to check to see if there was a follow up from anyone and my post was gone. Hmmm...
 
The Solid Gold Dancers were the one and only reason to watch that show every Saturday night.


It certainly wasn't Dionne Warwick. But Marilyn McCoo was a hottie when she hosted. But, really, you just can't beat Wayland Flowers and Madame. :D ;D :D ;D
 
"Freeeee Birrrrrrd!!!" is one of those phrases that if I never hear it again, it will be too soon.
 
Too soon is usually expressed as an interrogatory ("Too soon?") whenever a standup comedian gets a collective groan from the audience after telling a distasteful but topical joke.

I could demonstrate with a Corey Haim joke, but I don't know any Corey Haim jokes.
 
A distasteful but topical joke, while eliciting groans from the audience because it was indeed 'too soon' will, over time become funny because almost all situations no matter how tragic do have an element of humor to them.

Porter to passenger on the Hindenburg: 'Miss, I must once again remind you that there is no smoking on this airship'

Arrogant female passenger: 'Why? What's the worst that could happen?'
 
To them, and by them I mean people with NO sense of humor, the timing will never be right for making a joke about certain subjects.


I always remember Carson getting booed anytime he made an Abe Lincoln joke to which he would always reply by asking "too soon"?
 
Certain subjects will always be "taboo" for the easily offended, and the list seems to grow with each passing year.

Topdoneness: it's pretty much "it." It's an intangible factor, not so much physical. Most people are like a pastry, and because of the arrangement of the fingers in their oven, their bottom side develops its browning before their top side reaches it. Most people, satisfied with being half-baked, will give up on developing their overall consistency before their top side is done. Either you have "topdoneness" or you need to work on it. If you have it, your scores reflect as such. What you report on your TPS Reports is compared to the findings of the staff, and all goes into the yearlies. If you think you have it, and report it to inflate your numbers, then rest assured the staff is watching you.
 
Each passing year seems to pass just a little more quickly and while I'm OK with that there are times when I would like to be a kid again for just one seemingly endless summer.
 
One seemingly endless summer day I heard that Marilyn Monroe was dead while listening to the news on my itty-bitty transistor radio while sunning at the beach while reading The Cane Mutiny.

(Some of my favorites: What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood
Diana, Princess of Wales was on the radio, also the dashboard and the windshield.
Why was JFK Jr flying that night? Teddy Kennedy offered him a lift.
There are more, but I assume I have offended someone with my dead celebrity joke list.)
 
The Caine Mutiny is among our prized books in the library, along with The Winds of War and War and Remembrance, all by Herman Wouk who had some experience in such matters.
 
Experience in such matters of distasteful joke telling seems to be one of Anyacat's strong points and perhaps we should add that facet to the upcoming journey.
 
The upcoming journey for Anyacat this summer, while driving topless, will run from Chicago to Barstow CA.
 


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